| 100 |
Kobe
Bryant |
Everyone hates this smug
bastard Los Angeles Laker, including his entire team, and his ADIDAS
shoe is one of the ugliest ever made. |
| 99 |
The Grinch |
The
original Seuss tale showed how materialism wasn't important at
Christmastime, so what better way to show that off than by
slutting the character out to everyone from cookies to the post
office, to tampons. Audrey Geisel needs to swallow some
Oobleck. |
| 98 |
Cigarette Ads |
These
public service commercials by RJ Reynolds and their ilk that show
how their helping old people by giving them food, and teens telling
you smoking is "uncool" clearly work in reverse.
Those kids are so fucking square, you figure smoking has to
be cool. |
| 97 |
Enya |
5 years in
the making, her latest CD is a whopping 35 minutes long, and more of
the same new age angellic babble you've heard from before.
I've listened to SEGA games with better music than this piece of
shit. |
| 96 |
Dr. Laura |
Decides to
apologize to gays for calling them genetic mistakes only after
advertisers start boycotting her TV and radio shows. Just look
at her naked photos for some genetic mistakes! Her bush is scarier than the
hedge maze in THE SHINING. |
| 95 |
Meg Ryan |
If I see
one more tabloid story about her and Russell Crowe, I'm going to
shoot myself in the head. Dennis Quaid seemed like such a nice
fella, too. |
| 94 |
102 Dalmatians |
Let's hope
if there's a third film, it takes place in a Vietnamese restaurant,
or that they all contract rabies and eat Glenn Close. |
| 93 |
Sobe |
These $2.00
overpriced Kool-Aids for new age conscious dorks promise mental
clarity, energy, and even anti-depression...wish they could focus on TASTING
GOOD! |
| 92 |
Cosmopolitans |
Damn SEX IN
THE CITY for popularizing this melted red snow cone in a martini
glass. This sickeningly sweet concoction is only fit for
wannabe sociailites, and X-E Webmasters. |
| 91 |
Jeb Bush |
Biggest
political pussy of the year. Keeps his mouth shut during the
whole election while his brother treads water. Gore could probably beat him for Governor next
term. |
| 90 |
George Lucas |
He
rereleases the original STAR WARS trilogy on videotape only.
What the fuck? To date, not a single DVD available for the
whole saga. And to top it off, his neck is getting
fatter. |
| 89 |
Columbia House |
11 CDs for
a PENNY! And just $27.00 for shipping and handling! Those crooks charge you shipping for EACH CD,
even though they all come in one lousy box with 4th class postage.
"Honest, I sent them back to you!" (Heh Heh) |
| 88 |
Got Milk? Ads |
No...I
don't have any milk. And enough with the parody ads that
abound. HA HA! MONICA LEWINSKY with a "milk"
mustache. That just gets funnier every single time I see it! |
| 87 |
MAD TV |
Well, I
usually get mad when I watch it. Time to send this horse to
the glue factory. Kudos, however, for putting on a show that
actually makes Saturday Night Live look good. |
| 86 |
Jay Leno |
Looks even
more annoying and unfunny once Letterman makes his post bypass
surgery comeback. Where are your precious Dancing Itos now,
Chin-Boy? |
| 85 |
Abercrombie & Fitch |
That song
makes me sick. Every time I see a girl wearing an A&F
shirt I just laugh, wondering if she thinks guys really like girls
who have them. Here's a hint, if the shirt is wet and white,
we won't care what brand it is. |
| 84 |
Adults on Scooters |
This is as
crazy as watching grown men play Pokemon. Only slightly
more annoying than grown men who spend hundreds of dollars making
tricked out low rider bicycles. |
| 83 |
MSN Rebates |
Yep, get
$400 towards the purchase of stuff if you sign up for 3 years, and
end up owing them $470 if you cancel early. DIE BILL GATES! |
| 82 |
Sisqo |
In Hell,
we'll all hear "The Thong Song". If Dennis Rodman
was even more effeminate, he'd be something like Sisqo. And
what's up with that fucked up spelling of his name? Everyone
knows that when you use a "Q" it must always be followed
by a "U". Dummy... |
| 81 |
Voyager |
Fuck...Gilligan
found a way to get home quicker than this crew! I'd love to
see the ship blow up right before they make it back to earth. |
| 80 |
Blair
Witch 2 |
Proof that any
movie can have a sequel. I'm looking forward to "DUDE,
WHERE'S MY CAR NOW?" |
| 79 |
Madonna's "MUSIC" |
Ironic that
an album titled "MUSIC" has precious little of it.
This Gameboy synth crap is he worst yet. Time to pose nude
with Vanilla Ice again! |
| 78 |
The Michael Richards Show |
How anyone
can fuck up a show starring Kramer is beyond me.
Congratulations. Watch for a show next year with George
Costanza as a bumbling Urologist with a heart of gold. |
| 77 |
Faith Hill |
She's about
as country as Puff Daddy. And doing a commercial with that
evil Pepsi girl is worthy of eternal damnation. She sure has a
purdy mouth, tho! |
| 76 |
ROTFLMAO |
Stop typing
this on your emails and online postings! I've seen the fat
asses of most net-folk... trust me...this is a big lie. |
