100 Most Annoying Things of 2000

50	Fake Britney Nudes	The webpages seem alluring with their promises of "HOT BRITNEY SPEARS NUDE PIX", or "SECRET 17 YEAR OLD BRITNEY GANBANG VIDEO", but they never quite surface. Some of these fake pix are so bad, they just pasted her head on Li'l Kim's body.
49	Slobodan Milosovich	How can this modern day Hitler even be allowed to walk around as a free man? George Bush has had folks excecuted in Texas for killing a 7-11 clerk, this guy wipes out thousands and still gets to vote?
48	The X-Files	Is this even still on? This show has lost all relevance or interest. Taking away that Duchovny/Anderson chemistry was a deathblow. And bringing in the T-1000 as his replacement does nothing but inspire yawns.
47	Martha Stewart	I bought her magazine and had to go through about 60 pages of ads before I found any actual content. And good luck finding the interdimensional grocery stores that have the impossible to find ingredients you need to make half the shit in her recipes. Oh yeah...and don't forget to pick up her classy homewares at K-Mart! HAW HAW!
46	Kid Rock	White trash, and proud of it. As phony as the gangsta rap pose...nobody with a million dollars is going to live in a double wide. But then again, not many rich guys choose to hang around angry midgets instead of women (RIP Joe C).
45	Anna Nicole Smith	Gotta give this gal credit for getting nearly $500 Million for being the Cryptkeeper's widow and not even having to fuck the guy, but major annoyance points for turning around and suing PLAYBOY for $1.5 million because she thought the pictures they chose to use in an upcoming mag were tacky. Just take your money and disappear, Ms. Smith.
44	SUVs	If I hear one more SUV owner bitch about the high prices of gas when they troll these 6 MPG monsters around town, I'm gonna dump sugar in their tank! These are the big-ass boat cars of the new millenium.
43	The Ladies' Man	I saw the trailer for this film a few months before it came out and the audience simply stared at it, dumbfounded. Only slightly more annoying than Will Ferrell's god awful George W. Bush impersonation. Tim Meadows is great, but this just doesnt' work as a full length film.
42	Incomplete Napster Files	Nothing's worse than downloading a song from NAPSTER only to find out that the last 10 seconds of the song were cut off. Though I suppose in the case of the Backstreet Boys and NSYNC, the more that's cut off the song, the better.
41	Finger Boards	What inactive fat kids actually play with these things? I mean how fucking pathetic are you to have to pretend to use a skateboard?
40	NSYNC Puppet Toys	It's bad enough to have a name like Joey Fat-one, but how horrifying it is to see puppets of yourself in the stores. Nobody wanted these for Christmas, except that bulk order that Jm. J Bullock and Richard Simmons went in on.
39	Boxing	We've seen the day where Boxing has become more fixed than wrestling. Between Don King's fixes, Mike Tyson's out of the ring antics, and one of the more boring Heavyweight champions of all time (Lennox Lewis), it's tempting to get Ali back in the ring.
38	Al Gore	His shifting debate personalities, broken record messages, and foot dragging on conceding the election make Mr. Gore completely annoying. Virtually gave Hillary Clinton the 2004 Democratic Spot.
37	Sandra Bullock	Hasn't been in a hit movie since SPEED. After Miss Congealiality opened at #57, and made 3 cents at the box office, it's about time for her to start guest starring on Moesha any day now.
36	Radio Morning Shows	Mark and Brian, Shawn and Jeff, Bill and Steve, The Morning Circus, The Zoo Crew....DIE DIE DIE all of you and just PLAY SOME FUCKING MUSIC! Even worse...Morning DJ's who have WACKY sound effects! Tom Leykis is a close also ran here.
35	Frasier	The love affair between Daphne and Niles is about as believable as the one between Will and Grace. And if I hear that "Tossed Salads and Scrambled Eggs" closing theme once more, I'm gonna get Kelsey Grammer thrown in jail and let him know what tossing salads is really about.
34	Geena Davis	Instead of trying to make the US Olympic Archery team, maybe she should have spent some time LEARNING HOW TO ACT. Her show is so awful, it makes UPN look good.
33	Jenna from SURVIVOR	Though SURVIVOR was some of the best TV I've ever seen, watching this immature bitch cry about missing her kids every episode made me sick. And once she gets off the island, she does a 2 week promotional tour before finally going back home to see them. They should have ate her.
32	Stephen King	Discontinued serialization of an online novel that you could download and pay for using "the honor system" because not enough people were paying for it, while oblivious to the fact that the story sucked major donkey cock.
31	Jim Rome Fans	Jim Rome's about the best sports radio host of all time, but his half retarded fans who wait on hold for an hour to read their pathetic rants are about as entertaining as hearing deaf people call in.
30	MP3 Players	Enough of this! Just make a CD walkman that plays discs with MP3s burned on them, already!
29	Ebola Virus	Death by massive bleeding out your eyes, ears, and asshole....definitely the most annoying way to die of all time.
28	Puff Daddy	He gets to fuck Jennifer Lopez, and you don't...nuff said. And his teeth are goofy.
27	Priceline	Priceline.com spokesperson William Shatner admits he's never used the service, and their stock goes down the crapper faster than the stomach flu. Here's a tip, you can find tickets as cheap if not cheaper at travelocity.com, and you don't have to prepay for them. Or try the airline's own website.
26	Vladimir Putin	Soft and weak. This paper President of Russia isn't fit to lead and is the laughing stock of all of Mighty Superior America! Hey, in America, we aren't afraid to ask Norway to help us out with submarine rescues, pal! Oh yeah, and Rocky kicked Ivan Drago's ASS!