Hey there! X-E is finally on the new server! Speed and style. Faster than something really fast. More powerful than rabbits. With the added space and bandwidth, you will no longer experience the slow-downs and various other annoyances you've come to expect from this corner of the Internet.

Please bear with us as we recreate some of the backend pages, making them easier to navigate, prettier to look at, and more obedient in bed. The painstaking process shouldn't take more than a few days. After it's done, you'll love the site more than you love your pet dog Foofy. I apologize for the delay and if you're attempting to access something that's not showing up in the interim, but it'll all be worth it in the end.

In the meantime, always feel free to utilize the Search Box on the right column of the main page, for quick access to anything on the site you're looking for. A hint on that: be specific, but not too fancy. Use basic words as long as they're ultra-fun words.

Also, a HUGE thank-you to X-E's new resident technical guru, Mike, the man responsible for our current snazzy design and for redoing the entire article archive so they're easier on all of you. We all owe him our lives and firstborn daughters. Not firstborn sons, he ain't into it.

Thanks! Enjoy the new speed and continued articles! Be well! And merry! And saucy!

- Matt
x-entertainment