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Ah, there's Skeletor. Opting for a more in-your-face mode of transportation, Skel uses Spydor to trample through the forest. After capturing Teela, Skeletor admits that his master plan involves using her as bait to lure He-Man out of the shadows. If that's all he wanted to do, he could've skipped Teela and just nailed up a sign promoting free UV-A amplifier lotion samples.
In a strange twist of fate, Adam's chosen route takes him directly into the path of Snake Mountain's hottest new villain, Spikor. If you've never heard of him, he's a big purple guy with spikes all over his skin and some kind of metal claw-hand. You know, the usual. Even though they've been given strict orders to act as postmen for the day, Adam and Cringer can't allow innocent farm folk to get eaten by scary purple people.
'Forward, Battle Cat.' 'Stay back, Battle Cat.' Make up your damn mind, He-Man. Don't be so wishy washy to your green lion. If I had a green lion, I'd treat it like a gold lion. He-Man is desensitized to his riches, and if Spikor has it his way, he'll also be desensitized to any feeling below the waist. As the two engage in a heated war of fists, Sy-Klone whirrs into the fray, making good use of the 'HEY, I'M OPEN!' pose he learned playing football back in college.
