Written By: Matt
Posted on 4.30.03.

Man, wouldn't it suck if I didn't have the 'Incredible' prefix in my name?  Or worse yet, what if they gave me a different, lamer salutation?  What if I was 'The Strong Hulk?'  God, that'd be awful.  Almost as bad as the time they made Ms. Marvel look like a series of orange rocks.


Ahhhhh....The Inhumanoids. One of my favorite lines ever, this series was fronted by three huge monster toys - Metlar, D-Compose, and Tendril. These guys were over a foot tall, very heavy, but not all that popular for some reason. Inhumanoids suffered a bit from arriving into an already-saturated market. They had a cartoon series, but there were already a dozen other well-established boy toons that weren't quite ready to take a powder. The toys themselves are some of the best from any era, and the medium-sized versions didn't even cost much more than the smaller action figures from He-Man, G.I. Joe and the like. I've already written a great deal about these fellows on the site, so to avoid repeating myself, click here for an article about the toys, or here for one about their strange, tree-infested cartoon.

Inhumanoids was actually one of the driving forces behind X-E's creation, and one of the first topics I wrote about back in the glory days of the Internet -- before my inbox was full of dick enlargement spam and confidential letters from Zimbabwe detailing my heirship to massive ethnic treasures.

CONTINUE TO PG. 12!

I've got a long neck, I've got a loooong neck!  I'm a giraffe...I'M a giraffe.  Hotcha.




 


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