hulk mean and hulk green, and hulk back. back with novelty santa cap. before me smash way into theaters close to you soon, me show you more merchandise and candy merchandise. me do this not in interest of self promotion, but cause me like to inform. me new movie still stars eric bana, if you wondering yourself. today i have new hired hand, second piñata named 'bull.' bull, say hi.
hi. me talk hulk-like. offer nothing new.
bull is many colors, but not green. only hulk green. color of money. means hulk valuable, but bull not valuable.
bull color of gold and rubies. bull valuable too.
we have more things to show today. last time we see cereal, sour gummi, and syrup. this time, we see toy doll, regular flavor gummi, and pudding. like they say. sequels never as good.
hey hulk. bull am taller. tallth is valuable.
we talk about tallth later. we shill now. me will start, with regular flavor gummi. then it is your turn...
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look, hulk am a bag of jolly ranchers. these are treats. in past, jolly rancher only make hard sucking candy. now they bring soft chewing candy. without these options, ranchers not jolly. thank goodness. and hulk.
new gummis interesting, they taste same as old gummis but are hulktified. me suggest we investigate.
look, gummis shaped like me head, bomb thing, and corporate logo. me head now purple sometimes, or yellow or cherry. this make hulk confused. is green still valuable?
meanwhile i show you toy. made by fisher price, it is hulk figure but more like for babies. wait this not fisher price, this toy biz. me throw away packaging prematurely. bull need penance. this toy really part of spider-man group, but still has to do with hulk because it is a hulk toy. this is recommended for kids over three years. means it not choke anyone with choking hazard. bull only bring you the best. hulk figure is volvo of the toy store.
HEY!! THIS LOOK JUST LIKE ME! YOU MEAN KIDS BUY THEIR OWN ME?!
yes hulk it does. people can buy you the hulk, and even you the hulk in bubble gum form. this one made by bubble yum, and is giant green gumballs. for two bucks you get giant green bag of them. you get enough gum to last you till year 3000. you get green gum.
green gum not just gum, but really balls with hulk's head and words on them. i cannot read words because i am a bull. this is why i did not know toy company earlier. bull is confessor.
hulk think we have problem. this batch not as nice as last batch. viewers will misinterest them. we need to spice things.
bull agrees. me debut needs punch. me never will be comed back at this rate. bull cries for fairer shot. what hulk have in mind?
hulk not sure! maybe we put on comical ben cooper faces from the 80s and discuss six feet under storyline developments?
hey look, me g.i. joe! me think it awful of hbo to kill off poor nose woman like that. they not even tell us if she dead yet. g.i. joe angry. and what happen to misery woman who buy misery the pig?
as most powerful man in world, even i do not know what hbo thinking. cinemax gain steam. this is not mask but real skin.
this worst hulk idea yet.
look, green apple twizzlers based on hulk movie. these are pull and peel kind. and only available in party size bags. party size bags fit for appetite size of hulk's. this is licorice really. licorice is colored same as leaves behind me. leaves behind me colors same as hulk in front of you. green valuable but pleasantly abundant.
hmmm. it does smell like green apple. actually it smell more like green apple than green apple smells like green apples. repeating words is hulk's new thing.
twizzlers are well camouflaged headband if you have green skin like me.
twizzlers do nothing for bull. wish me were more valuable.
and now our feature presentation. jell-o make pudding for hulk movie! it is green, like hulk!
horns clasp onto things good.
today we show you pudding, and then make you pudding! watch out there will be a hulk in the kitchen!
not just pudding, but instant pudding. means you eat liquid hulk quickly. why be patient when possible not to? hulk knows cliental.
look, we in the kitchen now! bull like kitchen?
hey hulk, what do you and stuffing have in common?
you tell hulk what we share.
you both stove top! bull is cleverable.
pudding is a powder first, and is not green. not white either. eggshell with hint of pink. somehow, this all turn green when added to milk. wait me think me got it. powder represent bruce banner. eggshell with hint of pink is human color. when milk, or gamma is adding in, bruce powder turn into hulk stuff. jell-o goes extra mile.
to make pudding closer to eating you must whisk it. to whisk it you must use a tool that look like cybernetic futuristic chicken drumstick. drumsticks good eating, make pudding taste meaty. your kids love eating things that look like what me ass shits.
these are refreshing to even us bull and hulk.
it is the truth. all you do is put pudding mix into refrigerator for minutes. when minutes are done the pudding is too. pudding now have different feeling. more solid and not water. we use straws because we handless. you use spoon because you handful.
hulk hope you enjoy second installment of hulkamania. me movie comes out soon and will be good. after you see it you eat pudding and gummis shaped like hulk. bull not good co-host for hulk.
