Here's an undated, cheapo keychain featuring a menacing alien named "Nicker." For whatever reason, the "Nicker" title really ticks me off. There was another keychain just like this in the bag, depicting the Mummy, with the word "Mummy" running underneath its head. It made sense. Nicker doesn't make sense. I can deal with crappy keychains, but only if they make sense. The quality isn't so low that I'd chuck it in the 5-point bin at a casino arcade, but there's no way it'd be over 10.
