Here's a package of "Six-Pak Sippers," essentially a collection of extremely sour, edible sand. There's cherry, lime, lemon -- all the big ones. To eat the junk, you unscrew the bottom of the bottles. Why shape the container like a soda bottle if you're gonna cork the bottom? Anyway, the candy has obviously gone bad over the years, with the sand now perfectly solidified and unable to be poured. There goes any chance I had of cashing in on that old dream where I find fifteen-year-old candy sand and eat it. Oh well. The stuff was made by R.L. Albert & Son. I bet the son had more to do with it.
