I don't know the origins of this yellow giraffe figurine, which I've affectionately named "Short Neck," because it's always funny to give things names that oppositely reflect their traits. Right??? Short Neck stands at about 3.5" tall, nearly featureless save for two small pokes in the cranial area that seem to indicate eye sockets. The skin is similar to rocky hide worn by Thing of "The Fantastic Four." Thing has ties with the Yancy Street Gang. Thing wears ties to all the Marvel weddings. Thing ties all over the place. Short Neck can't say the same -- the giraffe kinda just sits there doing nothing. I hate it for not being alive.
