Topps and DC Comics bring us this killer "Joker" candy dispenser, tying in with 1989's "Batman." I used to buy these things all the time. After unscrewing the base, scores of sucking candies pour out. In two sizes! We've got the tiny nondescript bullets, plus some larger pills with Bat-logos etched on. Two candies are always better than one, especially when they live inside the Joker's face. The head is wonderfully crafted, except for the fact that they didn't paint in his eyes. Shhh -- Joker is sleeping. Joker is having good good good dreams. If you're curious as to the inner candy's official title, don't be. Even the label itself only refers to it as "CANDY." Just eat it and love it.
