Well, this is some seriously ancient gum we've got here. Two four-packs of "Chiclets," by the Adams company, are snugly wrapped in labels containing a multitude of languages I don't know how to read. I can't say that I wasn't tempted to pop these babies in my mouth, but better judgment prevailed. The old-style wrapper and granite-like durability of the contents seem to mark it as a twelfth century relic, and there's rarely justification in eating twelfth century relics. Maybe I can use the gum packs to weigh down table balloons at my eventual wedding party in 2806.
