Most of the stores around here only sell Drake's Fruit Pies these days, so I was happy to find the classic Hostess variety. I've never eaten one of these in my life; in fact, I've always been sort of repulsed by them. Especially those pudding pies -- snot in a shell. The purchase was still justified, as "Fruit Pie the Magician" is pictured on the wrapper. Yay for him!