Things kick off dubiously enough, with three cyclin' kiddies very near death from thirst. Course, an unspoken but much more realistic danger lied in the fact that the idiots weren't wearing helmets. I was surprised Kool-Aid Man didn't chastise 'em about it. Then again, the gesture would've been purely hypocritical. Kool-Aid Man is riding a bike as well, and the only thing on his head is a six-foot baseball cap. And come on, helmets are an even bigger necessity when your entire head is made of glass.