Our second adventure with Kool-Aid Man is called "The Super Surfin' Contest," and as you'd expect, it involves lots of surfing and Kool-Aid. We learn that Kool-Aid Man serves as lifeguard for a ragtag group of swimmin' kiddies who remain blissfully unaware of the dangers imposed by putting your ocean safety in the hands of a juice pitcher.

Evidently growing bored just sitting his fat red ass in a chair, Kool-Aid Man announces a surfing contest for all willing participants. Kool-Aid Man planned only to judge the event, but his personalized surfboard provides a grim foreshadowing of later events. If you want to see Kool-Aid Man surf, this is the story for you.