Wow. If you glance at this page really quick, you'd swear Teela's unicorn was talking. And doesn't Battle Kat eat those things?


Well, He-Man, Man-At-Arms is her father, so I doubt he wouldn't -- oh shit, Man-At-Amrs really is in the story. Unless he's too busy trying to figure out why half his dumbbell disappeared, I think it's safe to say that he's sticking around. And doesn't Battle Kat eat those things?


So what, Skeletor's the priest and the groom? And all he has to do to get married is stab Teela in the head? This page is the only place in the universe to see Beast Man transform into Best Man. Holy crap, Mer-Man's there, too! A Mer-Man cameo is worth double the book's original retail of 65 cents. With that, if you made a tired Robocop joke about "buying Mer-Man's cameo for a dollar," you'd actually still owe someone a quarter and a nickel. Can you believe that?


Actually, with or without the power sword, I'm pretty sure that Skeletor haphazardly declaring Teela his "wife" would carry the same weight.

Teela feels like dancin'.


Battle Kat makes quick work of Mer-Man, while Man-At-Arms was too busy using his faceplate to see if his breath smelled to notice Beast Man's oncoming attack. Eventually, the heroes are victorious. Later, Battle Kat was rewarded with a steak. For Man-At-Arms, Tic-Tacs. For Skeletor, a whole lotta uneaten wedding cake.


Yeah, this is how the story ends. Zodak mysteriously pops up to voice what we've all been thinking: Skeletor can't just announce himself married to Teela. Speaking of which, for someone who just got kidnapped, groped and almost forcibly wed, Teela's having a pretty grand ole time up there. When you're the only girl in the city under 50 and unmarried, you get a lot of attention.

The final page of our review covers some strange games found in the coloring book's final pages...