"Bloody Mouth Candy" tastes awful, but it delivers on its promise, sort of. It'll turn your mouth red in the same way a cherry Blow Pop will, so if that's bloody enough for ya, by all means...
The slightly soapy flavor is a definite turnoff, though. By the time you've got a bleeding tongue, you'll need to drink the brine from a gallon jar of olives to smear the crap off your palette. Course, these being as old as they are, they've become pretty tough to chew. The formerly nondescript edges have become microscopically jagged, so while the candy looks harmless, they're capable of giving you a -- hey, hey wait. A bloody mouth! It's all come full circle.
And I want that vampire kid on the package to be a tattoo on my forehead.
