REAL FAKE BEER! It's another one of those hilarious drink powder mixes, the likes of which has caused many a fine laugh riot. My personal favorite is the cocaine-like substance that solidifies liquid, a trick I pulled off on my grandmother at some long ago birthday party, who promptly keeled over and died.
When poured into a glass of anything wet, the powder quickly tints everything yellow and adds a sizzling, bubbling pile of suds on top. The package claims that it's safe to drink, but you'll excuse me if I won't take 'em up on that. Looking more like urine topped with fried cheese, it's the beverage sure to make intellectual mincemeat of your favorite stupid alcoholic. It doesn't really make liquid appear like beer, but the stuff is still vile enough for me to firmly recommend it as the new hotness for 2005 in the wedding party favors department.
