If I've said it once, I've said it a million times: I love fake puke. There, I said it.
I love the way it handles, I love the way it feels. I love how every company that has ever made it was sure to put their own spin on the idea. Some have chunks, some have darker hues. Some are rubber, others are plastic. Never from two makers will arrive the same fake vomit. They're the snowflakes of the material world.
This particular version plays it smart, since most who utilize fake vomit are trying to finger a dog or cat as the culprit. This isn't just fake puke, it's fake pet puke. Small in diameter and heavy on the brown bits, a slightly defined trail of something green serves to make this dish raise the roof, even in places with awesomely high ceilings.
The slogan on the package -- "For A Snack They Won't Forget!" -- is completely lost on me. What does it mean? Fake puke is a lot of things to a lot of people, but a snack? It's not fake dried soup. It's puke, and I refuse to eat it. >>> Close Window
