Here's a good example of a trick that cannot possibly work as planned. Tempting as it may be to pick up a package of "Smelly Feet Treats" and find some idiot to eat them, you've gotta remember something -- nobody will associate the flavor with feet. They might think it's disgusting, they might spit it out, but no, they won't look up at the skies and shout, "WHY GOD? WHY IS THIS CANDY LIKE SMELLY FEET?"
Thus, you'll have to sit there and explain it to your victim, detailing how the package swore up down and around that the shit tasted like rancid toe. That's pretty much the cardinal don't-ever-do rule when it comes to tricking and tomfoolery. If you have to explain your prank afterwards, it wasn't a very good prank. This is why the whoopee cushion has remained a top seller for so many decades: it speaks for itself. For those curious, the candy tastes like mustard. Do your feet? >>> Close Window
