Oh, give me a break. This would never work. "Spider Creamer" consists of what appears to be a small cup of milk (noted by the word "Milk" and a picture of a cow on the lift-up wrapper), but for the two people who have ever lived that might not be able to catch on before the climax, a deadly plastic spider rests inside on top of a cotton ball. Not that the gag would even get as far as its payoff, but would anyone really be fooled by that thing? I've worn plastic spider rings that could inspire more terror, and they were bright god damned orange.
The wrapper can be refitted, enabling this to be more than a one time trick. Of all the gags to adorn with a repeat clause, they pick this? I don't mean to sound angry, but let me tell you something -- if I am ever challenged to create a "Spider Creamer" gag, I'd know better than to put a freakin' cow on the wrapper. Has any miniature milk cup in history ever featured a cow graphic? NO! NOT EXCEPT THIS STUPID ONE. >>> Close Window
