A squirting pack of chewing gum! Sorry, no gum -- the only thing inside is a small squirt bulb (and by bulb, I of course mean rectangle) that'll pound any gum-takers with a stream of hot liquid the second they ask the question that annoys people who buy their own gum all across the world: "May I have a piece?"
Course, you'll have to find a serious dolt if you want to trick them with this package of gum. "Lottemint Surprise Gum" is conspicuous enough, but tack on the "Be Always Happy With Practical Joke" fortune underneath, and you've really gotta make sure your sweaty palms are covering the label to pull this one off. But, for what it's worth, I do appreciate the inference shown on the package illustration. If you squirt someone with this, their face will fucking melt off.
