Return of the Jedi Watch (Bradley, 1983)
Oh come on, everyone had at least one Bradley watch during their childhood. The company made a cheap, easily destroyable timepiece for virtually every kiddy fad out there, and through some means of unspeakable voodoo, every kid in the world somehow ended up with one. Though the actual timepiece is okay, the craftsmanship displayed in affixing it to the band was just awful -- there's been sixty zillion Bradley character watches since the dawn of time, and of them, three have survived with the band intact.
There were several Star Wars watches put out by Mr. Bradley; this one features a pair of generic Ewoks under the ROTJ movie logo. The stupid Ewoks smile as if they have any clue what's going on or why they've ended up trapped in a watch. Sold more prominently during the holidays, it was common for Bradley's watches to be packaged inside Christmas-style gift boxes -- they usually served as stocking stuffers, unless your parents were poor and alcoholic.
