Return of the Jedi Clip-A-Long #3 (Craft Master, 1983)
It's lime green, and it features Wicket the Ewok looking particularly juvenile. In that you may believe this to be the worst of the three Clip-A-Longs, but honey, you're a God damned fool for thinking that. A God damned fool. Look closer and you'll notice the magnifying glass, an object of little interest to us as we grow older, but something kids view with great wonder and amazement. From being able to read the fine print on Kool-Aid contest entry forms to burning the fuck out of ants, a magnifying glass is right up there with nunchucks and booze on the list of things kids will always grasp for an opportunity to touch. The magnifying glass featured here is made entirely of plastic, instantly ripping the time and space continuum to shreds and creating a dimensional rift between our reality and the reality of the Svinbogliays, a race of evolved alligators who rule a parallel version of Earth. Plastic glass? Inconceivable!
