Return of the Jedi "C-3P0" Night Light (Adam Joseph, 1983)
Taken from the package: "CAUTION: THIS IS NOT A TOY and is not intended for use by children." I'm trying to think of a clever remark to go along with that, but I think better material might be provided by this next blurb, also taken from the package:
"This decorative night light provides a soft, comfortable glow. Too low to be distracting. Bright enough to prevent accidents."
Look, there's something to be said for the literal approach, a road rarely traveled in his fast paced dog-eat-dog planet of germs we call Jimmy. When you're a kid browsing a retail trove of Star Wars night lights, you definitely want to read about comfortable glows more than you want to read about something Star Warsy.
The night light's shine is much better than the picture suggests . The twenty-year-old rusted plug, however, will likely cause a massive fire within the next five minu
