All Purpose Professional Quartz Timer (Bradley, 1983)
With a name like that, it's gotta be awesome. If you're unsure what an "all purpose professional quartz timer" is, I'll simplify: it's a stopwatch. Evidently, a very cheap stopwatch with buttons that pop off if you press 'em too hard. A Biker Scout from ROTJ gets the nod for branding purposes, riding his trademark speeder bike under the movie logo. The watch is actually loaded with features -- it even tells you what day of the week it is. Here we have a good way to clock laps in the pool, or how long you have to wait while watching Return of the Jedi to catch the infamous scene where a Stormtrooper lifts an Ewok over his head and hurls it at a tree. Really. Go back and watch, it's in there.
