TEN THINGS I LIKE ABOUT IT:
1. It's so confident that it's a wallet, it doesn't even mind not being called a wallet.
2. It says "May The Force Be With You" on it. 765,000 times.
3. Yoda appears thicker than usual. This means he ate those snakes.
4. It's red, like a lot of candies.
5. The inside features not one, but two coin pockets. One for coins, and another for more coins.
6. The photo sleeve pages flip out so fast, I'm absolutely sure I can turn this into a flipbook.
7. #6 is so strong, I'm allocating it two entries.
8. Yoda's talons confirm the truth: Yoda is great mythical eagle.
9. I feel like my money's being extra protected, because Yoda is tougher than leather.
10. GEORGE W. BUSH
