Die Cast Yoda Pendant (Adam Joseph, 1983)
Why, Yoda, why? So close to pure perfection until you went and made with the "I'm looking at something, and when I look at this particular something, I look silly" face. Couldn't go straight ahead on the pupils, could you? Never one for the direct approach in speech, never one for the direct approach in die cast pendant Yoda poses. You could've been a contender, Yoda Necklace. You and I could've ruled the galaxy with a one-two punch of the Force and the bling. Now you are for the yard sale, and by yard sale, I mean...
DINNER FOR DIANOGA!
You know, the snakey thing from Star Wars that swam around the trash compactor? You know, Dianoga?
