Wait...so that's it? Skeletor gets punched a few times, and all is well? Everyone's friends? This is the worst fucking thing I've ever seen, and I've watched Career Opportunities...twice!

In that last panel, we find He-Man and Zodac trying to persuade Stupidman to their Eternian ways by telling him to lose the blue tights. He-Man might look faggy in light blue and red boots, but Eternia calls for a more blatant homoerotic ensemble.

I hope you feel as uplifted that we had a happy ending here as I do. I'll probably sleep much easier tonight, knowing that there's no way in Hell I'll ever look at this nonsense again. I suggest you do the same. Let's just forget about what we've been through together, kiss our mothers, and go to bed.

BACK TO X-E!!! AND AWAY FROM THIS!!!!