Oh man...where to begin...

Zodac's rushing the castle with some bad news...little does he know he's about to interrupt the Eternia semi-annual giant orgy. Please tell me I'm not the only one who sees what's going on here. Correct me if I'm wrong - but is that not a woman's ass hanging out there in clear view on the main panel? I really wish I had this comic when I was a kid.

Also, in that main first panel, notice the girl on the bottom left? Look how jealous she is of the pretty girls! Then we move on to notice King Randor and Shelly Winters talking about something only a scientist could decipher. To finalize the stupidity, He-Man's alter ego, Prince Adam, emerges from his bedroom with two girls, a hard-on, and an outfit once worn by a Solid Gold dancer.

Don't worry about what they're talking about. It's painfully unimportant.

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