Here we find Superman...wait...

WHAT THE FUCK IS SUPERMAN DOING HERE?! Holy fucking Christ...alright...I swear to you, I'm not taking pages from different comics and throwing them together like some hodge podge of graphical idiocy - this is all for real. Out of nowhere, in the middle of a very clearly and directly titled He-Man comic, we find Superman. Not only do we find Superman, but we find possibly the worst monster in comic history. What the fuck is that supposed to be? Superman responds to seeing it with 'Great Krypton'. My response? Fucking bullshit.

Listen, I've got no problems with squids with mustaches...but this truly tests the limits of whether or not I really want to continue reviewing this abomination. If everyone isn't talking like they're on The View, they're fighting some of the least creative monsters around. Ugh.

Continue on with this fucking bullshit...