Okay, so apparently this comic has switched gears completely. It's no longer about He-Man. It's about Superman...fighting a ridiculous squid. Now, I refuse to sit here and read every last sentence, because in doing so my brain might implode on itself. But I'm relatively sure that Superman didn't say anything to indicate why he's decided to fly through a fucking dimensional warp from Metropolis to Eternia. Furthermore, how stupid is the fucker to swim so close to the ocean that a squid could grab him? Now, I don't know about you...if I could fly, I wouldn't do it at an altitude where I could stick my tongue out and lick the floor. Superman's name is just for effect. I refuse to call him that anymore. From now on he's Stupidman. And that's what we're calling him for the rest of this review.

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