September 22, 2004:
Well, I've finally killed the last Facehugger. I think it's obvious that from this point forth I'm completely SAFE.
Mike, is that you? Check it out -- I killed the last Facehugger! ME! My name in the books!
Mike, you've transformed yourself into one of them and switched sides! I can't believe you threaten attack!
I've gotta escape to the forbidden Floral Zone -- it's my only hope!
Oh no! I forgot! Mike knows where the forbidden Floral Zone is as well! Heartbreaking but true!
Whew! Finally lost him. Now all I have to do is stay cool and think of a plan...
These obsessions that you have with meeeee, I just can't get away...
WHO ARE YOU AND SHUT UP!
I'm getting scared...what you want isn't faaaaaaair!
STOP IT HE'LL HEAR YOU!
Good going, jerkworm. Now Mike's gonna painfully eat us.
You'll never catch me up here! This is sacred ground!
Okay Mike, that's it. You wanna fight? Let's fight. But I should warn you...
I killed the last Facehugger.
HAHAHA beating you up is so easily done!
Holy crap, I actually won! Sorry Mike. We both know I couldn't sit idly by as you ate me. I am an explorer, not cake.
Wow, so that's it, huh? I'm finally safe. Finally able to breathe. I think I'll take off my helmet and spike it like a touchdown football. Or at least I would if the atmospheric pressure in here wouldn't make me pull an Arnold Schwarzeblahblah Total Recall nightmare.
Christ I am SO safe.
Well it's official. God sucks.
These obsessions that you have with meeeee, keep growing evvvvvveree-day...
It looks like a bird shit on Simon's head.
- Matt (9/22/04)
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