X-Entertainment's Haunted Castle -- Halloween is over. Deal with it.

	11.02.03 The Texas Chain Saw Massacre Movie Review. No, not the new one. The old one. The good one.
	10.31.03 Happy Halloween! Celebrate with an in-depth look at the scariest damn house I ever did see. Hey, look! Pinhead's bloated!
	10.28.03 Tales From The Darkside: The Movie! Check out the only flick that features a cat jamming itself down the throat of Buster Poindexter.
	10.23.03 McDonald's Halloween Happy Meals! A look back at some of the greatest, including McBoo Treat Pails & Spooky McNuggets!
	10.17.03 The 1983 ABC Saturday Morning Preview Special! Dick Clark hosts; talks about Scooby-Doo and the Monchichis. World explodes. News at 11.
	10.10.03 The Super Mario Brothers Super Show -- Halloween Episodes! Mario and Luigi converse with Dracula and Winston Zeddmore? (w/ a look at 90s commercials!)
	10.09.03 Monster In My Pocket -- The Cartoon! The little neon rubber guys get animated for a thirty-minute romp featuring the Invisible Man choking out Medusa. Reviewed.
	10.6.03 Contest! Win a boxed set of Soul Calibur II figures...if you can name 29 quotes from our spooky Halloween mix!
	10.03.03 X-E's Halloween Craft Project! Learn how to turn any regular apple into a hideous, decaying shrunken head! Full tutorial! Fruity fun!
	10.01.03 My Demon Lover -- the movie where Nick from "Family Ties" turns into Satan whenever he gets an erection. We got a winner, we got a winner.
	9.30.03 What happens when Krang, evil ruler of Dimension X, is forced to babysit half of the Marvel Universe? Something's gotta give...
	9.29.03 The Texas Chainsaw Massacre Atari Game -- Leatherface rips apart teenages and tries to avoid getting hit by flying wheelchairs.
	9.23.03 *It's GRINCH NIGHT! Yes, the Grinch had a Halloween* special, too. He was a lot more interesting around Christmas, though.**
	9.17.03 The Top Eleven Cobra Troops! G.I. Joe's biggest adveraries find their elite in silver masks and sexy glasses.
	9.16.03 The Gremlins "Water Hatchers" Kit -- the only way you can grow a Gizmo figurine 500% larger in water. Definitely the only way to do that.
	9.11.03 Movie review: "My Best Friend Is A Vampire." Robert Sean Leonard drinks piggy blood and chases nerdy girls. Yeah, it was made in 1988.
	9.09.03 The Super Madballs! Foul Shot, Touchdown Terror and Goal Eater get their day in the sun. (w/ commercial download!)
	9.04.03 *Wendy's Super Value Menu -- what can 99 cents buy you? Well, here's a look at everything* 99 cents can buy you. Hunger be gone.**
	9.03.03 Unicron has arrived! An extensive review of the new Transformers toy fans have been waiting over fifteen years to get their hands on.
	9.01.03 Carvel's COOKIE PUSS -- the ice cream cake from outer space! Learn all about this last vestige of interstellar desserts. Fuck Fudgie the Whale.
	8.28.03 The Lords of Light! Extremely rare action figures with radioactive cylinders fought the war nobody chronicled. Until now.
	8.27.03 The Top Eleven Video Game Cartoons! Super Mario, Sonic the Hedgehog, and more! (for UGO, opens in a new window)
	8.26.03 Madd Matt reviews the brand new Masters of the Universe "Slime Pit" playset. Jesus Wept Arthghghhsdkkakkaw.
	8.21.03 Teen Wolf -- the cartoon series! Scott Howard's howls get animated for this long-forgotten Saturday morning spinoff, reviewed. Loads of fuzzy fun.
	8.20.03 Freddy Krueger Toys! Elm Street's antihero finds self-worth through "fright squirters," "stick-ups," and a doll that you can make naked! Yay, claws!
	8.18.03 The Ecto Cooler Bible. Everything you've ever wanted to know about Slimer's tangerine Hi-C juice boxes. (w/ commercial download!)
	8.14.03 The Gremlins Atari Games! Both the 2600 and 5200 versions, reviews! Gizmo CACKAH!! Watch out for that -- wait, I can't tell what that's supposed to be.
	8.12.03 Masters of the Universe: MONSTROID. Hordak takes on the champions of Grayskull with some kind of insane robot crab, reviewed.
	8.08.03 Nabisco debuts 50,000 new varieties of Oreo Cookies, each reviewed, plus a look back at "Big Stuf" Oreos -- the cookies bigger than your whole head!
	8.05.03 The WWF Superstars Molding Kit, from 1992. Turn Plah-Doh into the Macho Man! Mold your very own Hulk Hogan! GARRR!!!
	7.31.03 It's Supergirl! Helen Slater plays Clark's cousin with magic, hair color-changing powers. Plus, she can fly!
	7.30.03 The Infamous "Snake and Animal Farm" of the Poconos. Big dead turtles and diseased pigs await all interested parties...
	7.24.03 The Hermit Crab: X-E buys a few and photographs and few and tells you all about a few. Claws, claws claws claws.
	7.23.03 The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles SHRINKY DINKS Kit. Color, cut, and cook your heroes in the oven!
	7.21.03 Quaker Oatmeal makes itself more attractive to kids by adding HATCHING DINOSAUR EGGS to the mix. What?
	7.18.03 Nintendo Review: Donkey Kong Jr. Math, where twin monkeys compete for Papa DK's love by calculating their furry asses off.
	7.16.03 The Thrift Store's Amazing Five Buck Bag Sale! A garbage bag full of crap other people threw away...for just five bucks!
	7.14.03 The Top Eleven Draculas! From Bela to Blacula, and even Count Chocula!
	7.10.03 What does Bonkers Candy and Madballs have in common? The almighty, all-knowing "Ugly Ball." With video downloads!
	7.09.03 Good Humor's "Colossal Fossil" Ice Pops -- the popsicles with gummy dinosaurs inside! (w/ directions on how to make your own...)
	7.07.03 Spongebob Squarepants versus The Incredible Hulk in a popsicle battle to the death! Who will reign supreme?
	7.03.03 McDonald's McGRIDDLES - the breakfast sandwiches with pancake buns and a whole lotta trouble.
	6.30.03 Believe it or not, E.T., The Extra-Terrestrial, is a big supporter of the Special Olympics.
	6.27.03 Takara's KRONOFORM -- the transforming robot watches. Never heard of 'Kronoform?' Doesn't matter, you probably still had one.
	6.25.03 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Krang Gets A Body! (episode review w/ super special craft project mega bonus!)
	6.22.03 The Robocop VCR Game. 1987's lamest way to spend your Family Fun Night.
	6.19.03 'Rawhead Rex' Movie Review. One of Clive Barker's first - he's lucky it wasn't his last.
	6.18.03 Masters of the Universe: 'Terror Claws' Skeletor and 'Flying Fists' He-Man. Where 'good versus evil' jumped the shark.