"I'm neurotic and funny, and I make the jokes! Hey I went into an airport, and you know, I didn't see anyone porting any air!"


"I swear, this past Tuesday was the last time I'll ever order Chinese take-out. There's a hysterical reason why..."


"Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah."


Joe: What do you think, is it Richard Lewis?

Mike: Oh definitely...it's gotta be Richard Lewis.

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