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 | 6.17.03
Batman Cereal, Reviewed! Fifty gallons of yellow corn bats and a free plastic bank help the Caped Crusader conquer breakfast. |
 | 6.12.03
ToyQuest's Electronic Morphman - the stretchy monster that kids could asphyxiate and beat the crap out of. |
 | 6.11.03
Rubik, The Amazing Cube! The failed Saturday morning cartoon starring everyone's favorite alien puzzlebox. |
 | 6.09.03
Parker Brothers presents the 'Playmaster,' the electronic device that made Monopoly games 50 times more difficult and annoying. |
 | 6.06.03
The Terrible Marshmallow Fluff Incident. My life is over. |
 | 6.04.03
'The Wizard' movie review. Fred Savage stars in the infamous 100-minute Nintendo commercial. (w/ video clips) |
 | 6.03.03
Bill & Ted's Excellent Cereal, by Ralston in 1990. A potentially tubular breakfast ruined by bogus oats and tiny marshmallows. |
 | 5.30.03
Hershey's Amazin' Fruit -- taking gummi bears to a whole new level through fruit juice and ad jingles. |
 | 5.29.03
X-E's tribute to the Johnson Smith Company, where everyone buys things they never knew existed. Like fake dog crap. |
 | 5.26.03
The Pac-Man Magnetic Maze Game, 1982, by Tomy. Reviewed and pictured, pictured and reviewed. |
 | 5.21.03
'Heartbeeps' Movie Review. Starring Andy Kaufman and Bernadette Peters as scary looking robots in love! |
 | 5.20.03
Superman's Kryptonite Rocks! The hero's pet peeve was also a pet rock, and now, you can make 'em yourself! |
 | 5.19.03
HULKAMANIA II! The Hulk Piñata returns to tell you about his new pudding, toys, gumballs, and Twizzlers! |
 | 5.16.03
GUTS! Mattel's series of killer ninjas and army commandos from 1986, reviewed! |
 | 5.14.03
X-E's Pictorial Guide to the Snoopy Sno-Cone Machine! Use a doghouse to make cherry-flavored angel frost at will! |
 | 5.13.03
'Nukie' movie review. Two aliens. One gets tortured, the other talks to monkeys. And it's thirty times worse than it sounds. |
 | 5.12.03
X-E visits 'Easy Video' - home of the hottest new releases, and loads of ten-year-old candy. Check out the finds... |
 | 5.08.03
Vintage Star Wars: Kenner's Plush Ewok Dolls. Fuzzy, hooded, cute. Almost makes you forget that they cooked Harrison Ford. |
 | 5.07.03
Lik-M-Aid's Fun Dip. It's sand you can eat. With candy chalk. In envelopes. We love it. |
 | 5.06.03
Double Dragon: The Movie. Starring Scott Wolf, Alyssa Milano, and freakin holy mother of God ABOBO. |
 | 5.05.03
The Incredible Hulk Piñata tells you all about his new cereal, candy, syrup, putty and everything else a Hulk fan could want. |
 | 5.02.03
X-Men and Baskin Robbins team up to bring you four new X2-themed ice cream flavors. Some are blue! |
 | 4.30.03
SPECIAL: The Toys R' Us 'Out of this World' 1986 toy catalog, reviewed with full-sized page-by-page scans. WOO HOO WOO WOO. |
 | 4.29.03
My Pet Monster stars in 'A Live-Action Videocassette.' Need I say more? (w/ nine different video clips!) |
 | 4.28.03
Critters 2: The Main Course. The sequel to end all sequels. Starring alien porcupines who eat hamburgers. |
 | 4.25.03
The Return of Suckerman! Mattel's sticky creature from 1978 with dozens of suction cups makes his triumphant return. |
 | 4.24.03
Clue, The VCR Mystery Game. 1985's hidden treasure, reviewed, picked apart, and half-eaten. |
 | 4.22.03
A Nightmare On Elm Street Part II - Freddy's Revenge Movie Review. |
 | 4.18.03
The Transformers Decepticon Cassettes Archive. Laserbeak, Ravage, Rumble, and the Unknown Pink Gorilla reviewed! |
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