Clinton, who was made to look like a fool several weeks back by publicly announcing police officers involved in a controversial Queens shooting of a black man 'murderers' before they went to trial, stands by her beliefs. 'I don' care if dem dere courts say dey not guilty. I don' even care if dey are guilty. They white. So dey be murderers'.

Her husband, goofy president Bill Clinton, doesn't really mind that change in Hillary's style all that much. 'Hey, I've slept with plenty of black women in my day. In fact, I've slept with over six of them this year!'. His advisors rushed him off before he could add further comment.

While some may say that Hillary's playing the race card to garner the African American vote, Ms. Clinton sees things differently. 'You tryin' ta say I'm a phony? I'll bust a cap on yo ass, sucka!'.

The Guiliani camp isn't taken this strong political move sitting down. The current mayor's staff have 'hooked him up' with front row seats to Run DMC's next show in Times Square. Guilani retorted, 'Hey, I may not be as dope and ill as Hillary, but trust me, I know the streets. I won't let anyone walk them without getting fined!'.

Whether Ms. Clinton's current campaign strategy pays off remains to be seen.