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Soundwave Promotes Gay Rights To His Transforming Compatriots
Presented by Matt on 04/06/00


Homophobic Transformers fans everywhere are crying foul over the continued use of one of the only gay Transformers thus far to come out of the closet, Decepticon Soundwave. While not as flaming as Wheelie or Bumbleebee, Soundwave's unbridled and quite obvious lust for his leader, Megatron, have caused gay bashers everywhere to put Thundercats iron-ons over their Transformers t-shirts.

While Soundwave feels his sexuality shouldn't be an issue, his fellow Decepticons generally feel he's an embarassment. Transforming camera, 'Reflector', left the series after just one season, worried that his friends back home might get the wrong impressions.

While his teammates remain unsupportive, ironically some of the enemy Autobots have lent their support. 'Hey, I don't care who he's fucking, as long as he doesn't try to pop my sparkplug', Autobot scientist Perceptor was overheard commenting.

'Incinerating', the Transformers term for homosex, has become an issue of great controversy on their home planet of Cybertron. Some feel a 'don't ask, don't tell' policy should be enforced for their warriors, while other says the lack of Transformers females make robot homosexuality 'only natural'.

Our reporters were lucky enough to record some comments made by Soundwave and his Transformers compatriots...

Soundwave's response to Megatron's request for a sponge oil bath - Click here.

Optimus Prime, on Soundwave's unwanted advances - Click here.

Megatron, causing an uproar after screaming out the wrong name while feeling his oats one late night with Soundwave - Click here.

Soundwave, on his detractors - Click here.

Whether Soundwave will be forced to resign from active duty due to his choice in bedmates remains to be seen.

- Matt
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