I'll never understand it. Everytime I try to post without sleeping for two days, the only images I get in my head are courtrooms and Cobra Commander. Oh well... Your judge for this trial? Saved By the Bell principal, Richard Belding! We now join the trial in progress...Cobra Commander has just called his first witness...Data!  Cobra Commander: So, Mr. Data... You say you were with Mario on the night of the 18th. Mario confirms this himself. Is that correct?  Data: Well, yes.  Cobra Commander: I see. Well, Mr. Data....were you there when the...horrendous murder took place? Data: Well, yes. Cobra Commander: Mr. Data, could you please tell the court who you saw, with your own eyes, commit this terrible act of violence? Data: Well, yes. It was Mario. ::the courtroom gasps:: Cobra Commander: No further questions, your honor.  Darth Vader: Your honor, I'd like to ask that Mr. Data's testimony be stricken from the record. Judge Belding: Hey! You got it! Cobra Commander: I hate this job... Meanwhile...  Bill Pullman: T...it's only a matter of time before they realize we were in on this with Mario too... Mr. T: Shut yo mouth, 'thucka! What'd I tell you? As long as we stay as cool as tha peppermint ice cream, we be safer than a fat homegirl with herpes at a shipdock! Bill Pullman: But what if Mario cracks under pressure and mentions us?! Mr. T: Sucka only knows four words, fool. Later...  Darth Vader: Mario, if you could, please tell the court why you couldn't have possibly committed this terrible crime.  Mario: Because its'a me...Mario! Darth Vader: What really happened that night was you simply staying at home, relaxing in bed. Isn't that right, Mario? Mario: Yes, I'ma tired! Darth Vader: And what was your initial reaction when you woke up and found out you were wanted for murder?  Mario: Mama mia! Darth Vader: No further questions, your honor. Judge Belding: NOT GUILTY! Court is adjourned!  Judge Belding: Hey hey hey hey hey! What is going on here? Debbie Reynolds? Debbie Reynolds: Why yes your honor, I was just wondering...what with this silly little trial being over and whatnot...if you wouldn't mind me singing a little song to promote my new Italian restaurant, The Bistro? Judge Belding: Sure, I don't see why now. Debbie Reynolds: Okay! It's to the tune of Eric Clapton's hit song, Layla....  Debbie: ...steaks cut nice and lean, Bistro.  Darth Vader: Cobra Commander looks pretty upset. Judge Belding: Well, of course he does...he lost the case. Darth Vader: Do you think we should like...comfort him or something? Judge Belding: I'd say 'yes'...but that would be under the assumption that today was opposite day and my answer really meant 'no'. Darth Vader: Christ you can really be a dick sometimes... Judge Belding: That's Richard to you, Ani boy. - Matt | |||