 Lola: Tyrone, I'm worried. Tyrone: You shouldn't be, hon. Dawson's Creek is in no danger of gettin' cancelled... Lola: I'm not talking about that. I mean...I'm worried people won't accept our forbidden love. You're black. I'm off-white. There's bound to be problems.  Jay: Hey now! You two shouldn't be together! This is just wrong! She's white! He's black! What is this, some Oreo commercial? I'm disgusted!  Tyrone: Hey man, leave us alone. We're in love. What difference does it make if my dick's bigger than the white man's. Lola don't mind. Tolerance now!  Jay: I'm sorry, but I can't condone a love where one of the players has an advantage playing hide-and-go-seek. This is just...not...right!  Bulbasaur: Basaur!!  Tyrone: Hey, if you don't accept our love, I don't accept your face. So, I'm gonna bust a cap in it, fo'.  Jeremy: Yeeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaahhhhhh!  Lola: Oh my God! It's Jeremy Codeine! He's back!!!  Jeremy: That's right, Lola. Back....and shirtless!!!  Jeremy: I'm here to tell Jay that he needs to have acceptance for your love.  Jay: Ha! Good luck, I'm twice as stubborn as Estelle Getty and five times more racist than a grandfather from Virginia. Give me your best shot.  Jeremy: Jay...love isn't about color. It's not about race, creed, nationality....no...it's about one thing....sex. And these two have great sex! That's all that matters! So Jason...people can date whomever they want! As long as they're happy in the sack, we should have no problem with it!  Jay: So...if I wanted to date my twin brother Harry, that'd be okay? Jeremy: Yes!  Jay: If I wanted to date Scott Cunningham's book about Earth Magic, that'd be okay? Jeremy: Yes sir!  Jay: If I wanted to date Bulbasaur, that'd be okay? Jeremy: Yes indeed! Bulbasaur: Bulba!  Jay: If I wanted to fuck the living shit out of this Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle, everyone should be fine with it? Jeremy: I'll help you do it!  Jay: If I wanted to--  Jeremy: Enough already! For Christ's sake, we get your fucking point!  - Matt | |||