(California Associated Press)

The O.J. Simpson Civil Trial may be set to reopen as soon as next week. A crucial piece of evidence was covered up by racist pig police, finally brought to public knowledge today by a neighborhood friend of O.J.'s, Charles Lee Ray.

'Dat O.J. not guilty sir!', Charles told local press. 'I swears it man, he be framed like a family picture!' The public, still unconvinced, asked what type of 'new evidence' has surfaced. Apparently, a second bloody glove was found several feet from the infamous bloody leather glove, and it somehow eluded detectives all these years! When asked for photographic evidence of this new 'mystery' glove, it was quickly provided, and sent shockwaves throughout our national media.

The Nintendo Power Glove! Could it be true? Could the worst video game accessory in history have had a hand in the worst murder in history? Was O.J. wearing the Power Glove when he sliced up his ex-wife? Let's look at the facts...

* O.J.: big time video game afficianado.
* Power Glove: rare ADULT sized version.

The facts speak for themselves. While some will argue that O.J. is innocent due to the recovery of this new substancial piece of evidence, we feel the case against O.J. is only strengthened. Simpson, who was always known to be a shotty dresser, most likely worse the leather glove on one hand, and the Power Glove on the other. He probably felt more empowered. 'I don' believe did glove be O.J.'s...he'd never go be wearin' something made by the Japanese. O.J. hated dem Japs', Ray protested.

Unfortunately for Simpson, an early photograph surfaced to give credence to his guilt.

O.J. claims this photo was doctored. Much like he claims evil police doctors injected him with new DNA while he slept so it'd match up at the trial. Whether the ultimate truth will ever surface remains a mystery. Only one thing's for certain, the Power Glove absolutely sucked. It's only fitting that the devil of video game peripherals met up with the devil of the murder trials.

- Associated Press