James: Why would I go to your party? Aren't you the kid who eats paper?
Matt: Well...I don't eat it after midnight! HAHAHAH!
James: Yeah. I guess I'll go...I can't turn down a Gremlins party.
Matt: Oh, it's not going to be a Gremlins party. It's going to be a circus-themed party.
James: Then why are you giving out invitations with Gizmo on them?
Matt: I had to. It was the only way to convince my mommy to buy all of those Gizmo horn party favors. She doesn't know they're for me yet.
James: I'm not going to a paper-eater's party. Sorry jackass.