XE Exclusive: He-Man Complete Episode and Drinking Game!
(Thanks to Funkychuck for his assistance)
Ok, I've been a long time fan of He-Man, even though I haven't seen the show in quite a long time. Now that I've had the chance to see way more He-Man than any man should in two days, I'm reminded of just how ridiculous this show was. So in order to spare my sanity, I decided to create a drinking game from the nonsense on my screen. While these rules may not all apply to this particular episode, hold onto them because there's plenty more coming!
He-Man: The Drinking Game!
For those of you that have never played a cartoon drinking game, the rules are easy. First you need to choose your poison. I don't suggest anything too hard for this game, as you'll be drinking a lot. A big mug of ale would be thematic for the medeival setting of the show. Once you've chosen a drink, start the show and sit back with the following list of events. Everytime one of the events occurs, you take the suggested number of drinks. Easy enough, eh?
Events To Drink To
The episode opens with a happy view of the palace - 1 drink
The episode opens with an unhappy view of snake mountain - 1 drink
Orko screws up a magic trick - 1 drink
Orko screws up a magic trick and it backfires at Man-at-Arms - 2 drinks
Orko screws up something serious which initiates the plot of the episode - 1 drink
You laugh at Man-at-Arms feeding trough on the front of his armor - 1 drink
Man-At-Arms introduces a ridiculous invention that will never be in another episode - 1 drink
Somebody clearly plugs the name of a vehicle or character that is available as a toy - 1 drink
Skeletor insults one of his henchmen - 1 drink
One of Skeletors henchmen mumbles how they will overthrow Skeletor someday - 2 drinks
Prince Adam makes up a completely unbelieveable excuse to leave and become He-Man - 1 drink
Cringer whines about not wanting to become Battle Cat - 1 drink
A series of animations is repeated - 1 drink per occurance
Stratos appears - 2 drinks
He-Man interacts with a drastically off-color piece of the background - 1 drink
Somebody calls Skeletor "Skull Face" - 1 drink
One of those floating robots with the squiggly electric line for a mouth shows up - 1 drink
He-Man and Skeletor team up to fight a common foe - 5 drinks
Skeletor says he will finally have the secrets of Castle Greyskull - 1 drink
Skeletor says that He-Man won't be able to stop him next time - 2 drinks
The episode ends with a lame joke causing everyone to laugh far more than is appropriate - 2 drinks
Now this is just a small list of the nonsense that occurs in He-Man. If you've thought of some more, or want to share your gaming experiences, send them to me at drrocket@x-entertainment.com and I'll add them here! So always check back before you watch that next episode! I'm looking forward to hearing just how many of you give this a shot! And now, what you've been waiting for, He-Man and the Crystal Ray of Disappearance!
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