PINBALL

Mario had ugly girlfriends.




STINGER

All bells and whistles.



CASTLEVANIA VILLAINS

A tribute to Simon's sworn enemies.




DIG DUG

Blow up Mr. Pooka and Fygar!



ICE CLIMBER

Polar bears in bikinis?




ELEVATOR ACTION

All bells and whistles.



LIZZIE'S DIARY

What's on her mind? Now we know!




ZELDA MYSTERIES

Exploring the wacky world of Hyrule.



DONKEY KONG CEREAL

When monkeys make breakfast.



CAPTAIN N CARTOON

I love the Eggplant Wizard.



BASEBALL

This game really, really sucked.



NINTENDO 64 GAMES

A review of every N64 game I own.



NES COMMERCIALS

How did they promote their power?



SLALOM

Show off your ass while skiing.



MY FAVE NES GAMES

I mention Birdo a lot.



VIDEO GAME CELEBS

Starring Blondie and Corey Haim.



POKEMON

The Game Boy game that changed my life.



STREET FIGHTER II

A look at the most inane characters.



KUNG-FU

Defeat Mr. X and save Sylvia!



MTV's REMOTE CONTROL

Includes the Bat Channel.



NES PORN GAMES

I like my tits pixelated.



NES ROM HACKS

Gothic Mario Brothers? Yep!



SEGA MASTER SYSTEM

My mom bought the wrong Alex Kidd game. :(



STARFOX

The greatest SNES game of all.



TRANSFORMERS

Ultra Magnus' very own NES game.



NES COMMERCIALS II

Because you can never have enough.



PUNCH-OUT!!

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