PINBALL
Mario had ugly girlfriends.




STINGER
All bells and whistles.



CASTLEVANIA VILLAINS
A tribute to Simon's sworn enemies.




DIG DUG
Blow up Mr. Pooka and Fygar!



ICE CLIMBER
Polar bears in bikinis?




ELEVATOR ACTION
All bells and whistles.



LIZZIE'S DIARY
What's on her mind? Now we know!




ZELDA MYSTERIES
Exploring the wacky world of Hyrule.



DONKEY KONG CEREAL
When monkeys make breakfast.



CAPTAIN N CARTOON
I love the Eggplant Wizard.



BASEBALL
This game really, really sucked.



NINTENDO 64 GAMES
A review of every N64 game I own.



NES COMMERCIALS
How did they promote their power?



SLALOM
Show off your ass while skiing.



MY FAVE NES GAMES
I mention Birdo a lot.



VIDEO GAME CELEBS
Starring Blondie and Corey Haim.



POKEMON
The Game Boy game that changed my life.



STREET FIGHTER II
A look at the most inane characters.



KUNG-FU
Defeat Mr. X and save Sylvia!



MTV's REMOTE CONTROL
Includes the Bat Channel.



NES PORN GAMES
I like my tits pixelated.



NES ROM HACKS
Gothic Mario Brothers? Yep!



SEGA MASTER SYSTEM
My mom bought the wrong Alex Kidd game. :(



STARFOX
The greatest SNES game of all.



TRANSFORMERS
Ultra Magnus' very own NES game.



NES COMMERCIALS II
Because you can never have enough.



PUNCH-OUT!!
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