Halloween season is here! Great Pumpkins and candy corn! Spooky fun for everyone! In the spirit of the most murderous holiday of the year, check out X-Entertainment's most horrific articles -- everything from slasher movie reviews to shitty costumes kits, and yes, pictures of my Halloween decorations from last year! Have fun, enjoy. Oh, just a little tip: if you click on the pictures, the link will pop up in a new window. Good way to keep your place. The textlinks are straightforward, and possibly deadly. THE WORST WITCH Tim Curry, singing about Halloween, wearing a rainbow-colored hang glider. X-E's classic four-part movie review. GARFIELD'S HALLOWEEN ADVENTURE Garfield and Odie go hunting for tricks and treats; get eaten by pirate ghost. Better than the strip. THE GREAT PUMPKIN While Charlie Brown gets rock after rock, Linus awaits the giftbearing Great Pumpkin. HALLOWEEN CAKE ADVENTURE Doctor Zaius and Whiplash attempt to bake a cake for the Rocketeer's annual Halloween party. MISTRESS OF THE DARK Elvira stars in her very own movie, which was 10,000 times more entertaining than it had any right to be. Mrs. Poole!!! MY PET MONSTER Kind like a Cabbage Patch Kid, only for boys, and with fangs. And handcuffs. And horns. I loved him. GHOULIES MOVIE REVIEW One of my all-time favorite movies. Black magic leads to a bunch of little devils running around making silly noises. INHUMANOIDS TOYS The most luxurious action figures of the 80s. Metlar, D-Compose and Tendril stand ready to topple your Castle Grayskull playset. EVIL DEAD II Ash finds his mojo in the sequel, but he loses his hand. Fair trade for all that quick with. MADBALLS TRIBUTE Hey man, you know you like balls. There's no better balls than Madballs. Here's the tribute to prove it. THE UGLY BALL Bonkers rips off AmToy and delivers their very own Madball: the "Ugly Ball." MY HALLOWEEN DECORATIONS A two-part look at my spooky decor for the 2002 season. Count the pumpkins, baby. MADD MATT IV Madd Matt returns after a lengthy hiatus to review the new Masters of the Universe "Slime Pit." GHOULIES II The sequel surpasses the original with more monsters and more monsters that eat other monsters. Incredibly recommended. THE RETURN OF SUCKERMAN The classic toy from the 70s returns, albeit with a few less suction cups. He's scary, folks. ELM STREET: PART II My review of Freddy's second adventure, historic for it's homoerotic undertones. I'm serious. OH NO, NOT NUKIE Nukie is certainly one of the worst films ever made, but that's part of its charm. I swear. Check out E.T.'s worst ripoff. 99 CENT HALLOWEEN COSTUMES Wow, this one's old. Find your costume for just a buck. I really liked my hair blue. :( BOGLINS: HAND PUPPETS FROM HELL The article's old and sucky, but the topic warrant a look. Boglins are the coolest toys since, like, ever. A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET Freddy's first foray, reviewed. Hey look, it's Johnny Depp!!! THE DEVIL'S RAIN Holy shit. Ernest Borgnine and Will Shatner in a movie about a satanic cult. Also starring the Devil! A must-see. FREDDY KRUEGER TOYS The man's had some strange shit, and here's a look at some of the strangest. Squirting Freddy heads? MADD MATT II Madd Matt finds a Halloween costume in a He-Man book. He's always doing that. RAWHEAD REX Clive Barker's first movie kinda sucked, but the monster looked cool. Also of note: the monster pisses on a priest. WITHIN THE WOODS X-E's review of the extremely tough to find "prequel" to the Evil Dead series. GREMLINS COLLECTIBLES GALLERY A twenty-page article detailing the very best in Gremlins merchandise. Gizmo is a thermos! SIVERHAWKS VILLAINS Hey, those metallic bird people needed to fight someone, right? Here's a look at their top enemies... GHOULIES III Did I mention how much I love the Ghoulies? In the third installment, they go to college and see naked chicks. HOUSE MOVIE REVIEW Almost a classic, but not really. Bull from "Night Court" stars as top villain in a movie featuring a possessed marlin. MY BEST FRIEND IS A VAMPIRE Robert Sean Leonard becomes a teenage vampire; drinks lots of pig's blood. It's no Lost Boys, but I liked it. FREDDY KRUEGER MAKE-UP KIT Let's see if I can turn myself into Freddy. With a kit that cost three bucks. Place your bets. BLAIR WITCH 2: BOOK OF SHADOWS Hey, you know how everyone dug the Blair Witch Project? Here's the reason everyone stopped caring entirely. HALLOWEEN SPECIALS HALL OF FAME I Old and shitty article, but how could I leave it out? HALLOWEEN SPECIALS HALL OF FAME II Ditto on this one. Witch's Night Out and more, glanced at vaguely. BLOODY NEW YEAR It's a movie about...uh, I have absolutely no idea. I think it's supposed to be a horror movie, but I've never been totally sure. BATTLE BEASTS These little monsters rocked. Action figures that battled with the powers of Wood, Water, and Fire. I always felt bad for the "Wood" team. JACK-O: IT'S HARVEST TIME Another dumb movie, but I've always liked it for some reason. Must be that artistic close-up on the pile of green grapes. Reviewed. GODZILLA VERSUS MEGALON Remember Godzilla's super jumpkick as seen on MST: 3K? Here's where it happened. MONSTER IN MY POCKET Neat little figures with point values and spooky faces. THE EVIL DEAD Mad props to any movie that scripts a girl to get raped by a tree. BASKET CASE MOVIE REVIEW Time has made me appreciate this one more than I did at the time of the review. Belial has no legs, but he can kill everyone anyway. KINGDOM OF THE SPIDERS Will Shatner takes on a legion of tarantulas in this fine example of 70s horror. The spiders were real, brah! WEIRD DRACULA ITEMS He'll suck your blood and your wallet with twenty of the finest vampire artifacts ever sold on eBay. JAWS IV: THE REVENGE What in God's name was Michael Caine doing in this movie? Watch as a great white shark teleports from continent to continent in three hours flat. CHILD'S PLAY 2 Sorry Jack, Chucky's back. He's a whole lot cooler this time around, too. Movie review w/ loads of typos. MANGLORS ACTION FIGURES Ideal's rubbery creature toys that could be mutilated and put together at your whim. Cool! Plus, they came in eggs. THE DARK CRYSTAL Everyone wanted me to review this movie, so I did. To be honest, I didn't like it as much as I said. VINTAGE MONSTER TOYS Vincent Price's Shrunken Head Kit, Uncle Fester's Lightbulb, Pop-O-Matic "Yipes!" and more spooky fun. STAR CRYSTAL MOVIE REVIEW Few movies will startle you quite like Star Crystal. A truly surreal antimasterpiece. OCTAMAN The only reason I reviewed this is because its the movie Grandpa Fred was hosting in "Gremlins 2." KILLERS FROM SPACE Movie review featuring the worst looking space aliens in the history of cinema. MY PET MONSTER VIDEO A hidden treasure that brings the doll to life. Review w/ video clips. THE FLY II MOVIE REVIEW It's almost universally been shit on, but I've always liked the sequel. It's got Princess Vespa, man! Vespa! MADD MATT III Madd Matt, now a blonde, reviews "The Creature From The Black Lagoon." Sort of. JURISPRUDENCE RETURNS The return of the space alien who loves Reese's Pieces. GARBAGE PAIL KIDS: THE MOVIE Amoral, disgusting, vile, repulsive, without merit -- and still, somehow, it's worth seeing. Just once, though. Only see it once. DOLLY DEAREST It's Chucky with a wooden vagina. Not an Academy Award winner. CRITTERS MOVIE REVIEW Alien monsters crashland on Earth. Alien monsters attempt to eat everyone. Alien monsters fail. CRITTERS II MOVIE REVIEW It sucks compared to the original, but at least this one featured the Critters merging into a singular Super-Critterball. Counts for almost something. LEPRECHAUN IN SPACE Watch as the Leprechaun grows several hundred feet in height before exploding. UNCLE SAM MOVIE REVIEW Proving that patriotism and horror are an awful mix. SUPER MADBALLS Touchdown Terror, Foul Shot and Goal Eater get their day in the sun. MADD MADD I Madd Matt makes his debut; carves a Crenshaw Melon. TEEN WOLF: THE CARTOON An animated Scott Howard is nowhere near as fun as a real life Michael J. Fox, but here's the review anyway. THE ECTO COOLER MYSTERY After years of speculation, here's everything you ever wanted to know about Slimer's tangerine fruit punch. And I do mean everything. GHOULIES IV The little-known last installment doesn't really have any Ghoulies in it, but it's still worth a look. CREATURE MOVIE REVIEW Like "Alien," only with a budget of 40 bucks. Actually, this one wasn't too bad. And it had Simone from Pee-Wee's Big Adventure! GREMLINS ATARI GAMES Mrs. Deagle hates it when dogs break her ceramic snowmen. Ah well, let's play Atari.