The twisted, ironic hand of fate rears it's ugly head yet again as Luke is going on and on about god knows what as he gets nailed in the head by someone's discarded soda can! Jesus people, you don't do that to a god. Just as he's getting all enviromentally protective...BAM! Soda can to the skull!

Amazingly, we're only a few pages into this and already the plot's better than anything I've ever seen on 90210. Except for the time David spilled his guts out live over the school broadcast system. Man, that was some deep shit. Now the entire school knew he wanted to be in with the cool crowd, even at the expense of his former friends commiting suicide over their ultra unhip cowboy hats.

Luckily, the culprit of this crime is a buxom young thing who's more than a little apologetic for her sins. She and her friend introduce themselves and offer simultaneous oral sex to our heroes while Jason keeps up his vow to include the word 'yeah' in every sentence that comes out of his mouth.

This comic, as so richly prided on by Star Jam, is completely unauthorized. I take that to mean that Luke and Jay didn't agree to this fine script. Of course, by the time the next page rolls around, it hits so close to their real-life, I don't see how they could complain.