One Drink
Zack talks to the camera
Slater calls Jessie “momma”
Belding gets fooled
Teacher gets fooled
Screech inside a locker

Two Drinks
Any of the kids sing
The girls cheer
Zack sent to Belding’s office
We see one of the kids on the job
Zack uses cellular phone
Slater wrestles
Audience goes “Wooooo”
Slater calls Zack “preppie”
Commercial break
Anytime in lockeroom
Belding reminices
Nerd or jock gets a line
Students buy something Zack is selling
Lisa mentions shopping
Lisa bitches at Screech
Somebody actually ingests food at the Max
Jessie calls Slater “poppa”
Jessie calls Slater sexist

Three Drinks
Zack stops time
Zack Attack plays
Zack’s plans fail
Character has fantasy
We see any parents
Kelly wears skirt below knees

Four Drinks
Open locker w/out combination
Belding flashback

Five Drinks
Any slapping
"To be continued...”
Tori episode
Cineplex music
We see Kevin the robot
Belding says “Hey, hey, hey - what is going on here?!?”

Finish the Glass
Screech dresses as a woman