sscani2.gif (89665 bytes)

ssc13.jpg (11208 bytes)

 SKELETOR:

What, 90 minutes of He-Mania, and you didn't expect Skeletor to show up?  He's here - in secondary villain mode!  Can Skeletor put aside his personal differences with Hordak long enough to defeat He-Man?   And...what's Skeletor's true origin?  Watch to find out!

ssc14.jpg (11021 bytes)

GLIMMER:
Later in the She-Ra series, she had a lot of friends with special powers.  In the movie, we meet the first - Glimmer.  This one's not too annoying - daughter of a queen, former leader of the rebellion, and she's got the ability to create light!   Like a lamp!  Glimmer = illumination.  She's also She-Ra's most trusted compatriot, aside from that stupid talking horse.

ssc15.jpg (10400 bytes)

 SCORPINA:

Hordak's butch devil girl who's half-scorpion, half-man.  Scorpina looks pretty tough, but He-Man was able to successfully dispose of her by throwing her clawed corpse into a fruit stand, which for some reason was out in the middle of absolutely nowhere.

ssc16.jpg (11316 bytes)

 CATRA:
Catra is all about cats.  She talks like one, she dresses like one, and when she puts on her magic mask - she turns *into* one.  That's some serious feline fandom.   Once Adora saw the light, Catra became the hottest chick villain by default, but the title didn't do much to improve her success rate.  Oh, PS, she also controls all cats.  Even yours.  Beware.

ssc17.jpg (10461 bytes)

 IMP:

Hordak was a lot like a gangsta rapper.  He wanted us to believe he kills people, and he had a really enormous entourage, which included Imp, his pig-like pet thing who showed up from time to time to snitch on the other bad guys when they weren't doing something that could be construed as evil.

ssc18.jpg (10061 bytes)

 DEMON HARPIE FROM HELL:

Just when you think the movie's about to end, She-Ra tells He-Man that they've got to rescue some queen from this harpie bitch.  No one expected the sideplot, but once you see Harpie's methods of attack, you'll be hooked.  (example: she wears blankets over her that look like She-Ra's trusted friends!)

ssc19.jpg (9833 bytes)

 HORDE TROOPERS:
If you're curious as to how the Horde managed to take over a planet with such lame villains - look no further.  They have an army of these guys, whose job is to harrass peaceful citizens, threaten the rebels, and basically look menacing while everyone pounds on them.  MOTU's answer to Stormtroopers.  Big, stupid Stormtroopers.

ssc20.jpg (8722 bytes)

 SKELETOR'S MINIONS

With Skeletor comes his loyal subordinates, this time by the truckload.   In Skel's 20 minutes of fame during the movie, we're privy to goofups courtesy of everyone from Trap-Jaw to Beast Man, Tri-Klops, Kobra Khan, and beyond!  AND HE-MAN STILL WINS WITH ONE FREAKIN PUNCH!

ssc21.jpg (8686 bytes)

 STUPID BUMS:

Adora tells the King and Queen of Eternia, who by the way are her parents, that she can't stay with 'em.  She has to go back to her world to save its people - and my, what better people to save than a bunch of balding homeless people who all either look like He-Man impersonators or Man-At-Arms when he's 96.  Give She-Ra credit for this level of virtue.

HEY!!! ->

 BACK TO THE SECRET OF THE SWORD!

BACK TO CHARACTERS: PAGE ONE!