Come on, be a little more sexy. Hey, we're talking about your job here.
REPLIES: 31 comments
but i thought i was being sexy...
Chestnuts roasted by jokun @ 07/21/2003 06:09 PM EST
As soon as I understand this post, I shall understand the universe.
Chestnuts roasted by Lucky Cat @ 07/21/2003 06:10 PM EST
No, we're talking about sexual harassment, and I don't have to take it.
(I think that's what the blonde said to the boss. Or I'm way off and severely apologize for this post. :P)
I still remember that PSA. Damn I'm kinda old!
Chestnuts roasted by Serenity Serpent @ 07/21/2003 06:25 PM EST
You may be on to something, Serenity. But I don't care, Matt can sexually intimidate me ANY day!
*rowrrrrr*
Chestnuts roasted by JC @ 07/21/2003 06:28 PM EST
Get your own Obobo shirt..
http://www.digitalgravel.com/itemdetails.cfm?prod=2559&cat=all&vndr=all
Unfortunately, it doesn't come in Green Obobo. =0/
Chestnuts roasted by Matt @ 07/21/2003 06:28 PM EST
Hey, wasn't he called "Abobo"?
Oh well, I guess it doesn't matter - he's damn scary either way. That Russian dance-thing he does with his legs is pretty cool though. Someone should probably make a Flash movie of that sometime.
Probably.
Chestnuts roasted by JC @ 07/21/2003 06:31 PM EST
I thought it was Abobo too. Maybe they hope the gaming people won't notice.
Chestnuts roasted by Matt @ 07/21/2003 07:39 PM EST
I suppose they think that since the shirt doesn't feature his name, it doesn't matter. But, surely "the gaming people" are their target market - are they counting on them to be oblivious to this error, so that they can freely insult them like this?
Chestnuts roasted by mr frodo @ 07/21/2003 09:24 PM EST
Sure as hell it's Abobo. How many Matt's are gonna start posting here anyways?
Oh, and the real "Matt shady" really sold out with his last UGO article. We all know that he loves Modulok the most!
Chestnuts roasted by Lodin @ 07/21/2003 09:26 PM EST
But Modulok's from the Horde! THE HORDE!!!! HORDAK HORDE HORRRRRRRRR!!! :D :D :D
Chestnuts roasted by Matt @ 07/21/2003 09:27 PM EST
Is that the vampire from those full moon pictures? I think they're called Blood Stone, they're alright, I liked them because they had indulgent breast shots and to a 9 year old that's all that mattered back then.
Chestnuts roasted by Happnin' Mojo @ 07/21/2003 09:44 PM EST
Disavow that last comment as it makes little sense. Modulok is of course the She-Ra (right?) villian, boy is my face red.
Chestnuts roasted by Happnin' Mojo @ 07/21/2003 09:47 PM EST
I thought you thought pokemon were sexy Matt? :P
Chestnuts roasted by pikachulover @ 07/21/2003 09:49 PM EST
I KNOW WHAT THAT IS FROM!! Maybe my ADD and photographic memory really have screwed with me, but that is from those feminist things in the early 1990's about sexual harassment. That was in the same era as Partnership For A Drug Free America campaigns. I still think about that line every now and then. "Come on, be a little more sexy" nobody says anything that straight forward unless they are mildly retarded or want to get fired. at least the line "you dont have to sue me to get my pants off" would be a clever comeback to something.
Chestnuts roasted by Animal @ 07/21/2003 10:11 PM EST
Hot damn, people are quick to pick up pants pooping.
*Looks up from the slime pit he dived into via Fark*
I'm seriously sorry people.
It's just because my sisters (at the time) boyfriend ripped off my Beastman figure's head...
Sniff..
Chestnuts roasted by Lodin @ 07/21/2003 11:35 PM EST
As I recall, we aren't REALLLLLY talking about your job here. We're talking sexual harrassment here, and apperantly she doesn't have to take it.
Now, all we have to figure out is what in the Sam Holy Hill "asasasare243ffffgf" meas. I think we can safely assume those aren't nuclear launch codes (I checked my files), but perhaps the Klingon for John 3:16. Oh, wait, as memory serves that's now Austin 3:16.
I feel a little loopy. Serenity Now!
Chestnuts roasted by You're in the Naval Reserve... America's 17th line of defense, between the Mississippi Nation Guard, and the League of Women Voters. @ 07/22/2003 01:24 AM EST
As I recall, we aren't REALLLLLY talking about your job here. We're talking sexual harrassment here, and apperantly she doesn't have to take it.
Now, all we have to figure out is what in the Sam Holy Hill "asasasare243ffffgf" means. I think we can safely assume those aren't nuclear launch codes (I checked my files), but perhaps the Klingon for John 3:16. Oh, wait, as memory serves that's now Austin 3:16.
I feel a little loopy. Serenity Now!
Chestnuts roasted by You're in the Naval Reserve... America's 17th line of defense, between the Mississippi Nation Guard, and the League of Women Voters. @ 07/22/2003 01:24 AM EST
how come they don't show PSA's about sexual harrasment anymore?? that was truly one of my favorites i liked how the sex-starved boss leered at the shrinking woman.
you know the caliber of after school PSA's totally plummeted after channel 9 and channel 11 sold out and became networks. DAMN YOU UPN and WB!!!
Chestnuts roasted by julia @ 07/22/2003 12:42 PM EST
Getting back on track, maybe they're intentionally referring to Abobo as "Obobo" in order to fool Nintendo's legion of righteous lawyer angels, each armed with a Briefcase of Lawsuits +5, into thinking they're not actually infringing any copyrights.
Cads! will they stop at nothing?
Chestnuts roasted by JC @ 07/22/2003 01:12 PM EST
Happnin' Mojo: I just saw that film. I can't tell you what the names of anybody was. I can't tell you what anything else was. The boobies-to-time ratio was terrible (about 1 pair of boobies every 15 minutes, in a 90 minuted movies). And even that couldn't save it.
At least there was no man butt.
Chestnuts roasted by Sean @ 07/22/2003 02:14 PM EST
Matt has full permission to stare and leer at me, but only if I can nail him with the Dragon Kick afterwards. Can I stare and leer at you Matt? I'm sorry. I didn't get much sleep last night. Nipples, nipples, nipples, Bitner, Bitner, Bitner. Photog!
Chestnuts roasted by Bansheex @ 07/22/2003 03:01 PM EST
hey, that quote IS appropriate if that person was working at a strip club, or somethin' - I can only conclude that that must be the case in today's modern drug-addled society.
Chestnuts roasted by mr frodo @ 07/22/2003 04:10 PM EST
How many are you planning to purchase Matt??
Chestnuts roasted by Boo! @ 07/23/2003 03:12 AM EST
Best. Sex PSA. Evar.
Chestnuts roasted by Slacker @ 07/23/2003 02:28 PM EST
tlhIngan Hol 'oHbe'bej asasasare243ffffgf'e'.
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