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I feel so sorry for Mista Snowman. He can't even be jammin on his present for feel of waking the Mare.
Chestnuts roasted by allicat @ 12/16/2003 09:25 AM EST
Did you know that "Bruno, my pet monster truck" has been remade as some crappy crap crap at "Fred's" discount store. Merry x-mas!
Chestnuts roasted by kenneTH @ 12/16/2003 09:53 AM EST
Mista Snowman deserves better!
Chestnuts roasted by J-Dog @ 12/16/2003 09:54 AM EST
where? I must see mista's new toy, but the link is not getting me there.
I'm sure it will be corrected soon enough.
Chestnuts roasted by rizz @ 12/16/2003 09:57 AM EST
Oh Mista Snowman. I didn't know anyone else could do the "hold my middle snowball above my head." Suddenly, I feel less alone ...
Chestnuts roasted by jjaynah @ 12/16/2003 10:26 AM EST
I hope the next Advent box contains a knife and that Mysterious Boy will use it to disembowel Mare. Then MB will reveal the true him by pulling off his skin to reveal that he is Mista Snowman's long lost snow son. Or Bird in disguise.
Chestnuts roasted by Killer Duck @ 12/16/2003 10:29 AM EST
Rizz, click on the link from the Blog page. The link from the advent calendar page isn't set up yet I guess.
Chestnuts roasted by Y2JB78 @ 12/16/2003 10:29 AM EST
Track number 9 is mad long y0. What's it classical music?? Mista Snowman in dat red hat looks like my cusion who likes to bash his head into the wall, fer real.
Chestnuts roasted by illsmackdaho @ 12/16/2003 10:29 AM EST
The link on the Blog page doesn't seem to work either.
Chestnuts roasted by gmfbrown @ 12/16/2003 11:49 AM EST
That's the same radio my Dynamic Dudes used in 1989..
Chestnuts roasted by JamesECornette @ 12/16/2003 01:26 PM EST
Mista Snowman should rise up against MB in an act of blood shed not scene since the 3rd of May 1808 when Napoleon's troops slaughtered hundreds after they rioted in response to rumors that Napoleon had ordered the death of Spains royal family.
Mista Snowman could slice her up nice and good with the blades on that sled.
Not that I'm condoning violence in a Chirstmas Advanant Calander. But MB is quite a bitch.
Chestnuts roasted by Yankee Clipper @ 12/16/2003 01:48 PM EST
It's nice to see Mista Snowman finally got something for himself.... at least temporarily.
Chestnuts roasted by morningrise @ 12/16/2003 01:50 PM EST
"Either the honey-drenched buns of Hell's breakfast sandwich shares some traits with these cookies"
God that was funny.
Mare is such a bitch. I have never hated a 3-year old children's toy with such ferocity in my entire life!!
Chestnuts roasted by Y2JB78 @ 12/16/2003 02:13 PM EST
Ok peoples, the floor is now open for what kind of music Meesta Shnowman needs to play on the radio. If Mare is gonna wake up, lets make it worth it. I'll start with "Christmas with the Devil", any one else?
Chestnuts roasted by kingklash @ 12/16/2003 02:15 PM EST
"Frosted Mints were the cleaner shrimp to my moray eel"
I have to say, I have never enjoyed an eel metaphor so much. It's a Xmas miracle.
Chestnuts roasted by Sean @ 12/16/2003 02:33 PM EST
It would appear that some people have been able to find a way to access the December 14th entry of the advent calendar. All of the links I have encountered go to the URL http://www.x-entertainment.com/adventcalendar/2003/december14/, which still just says "You're early, or I'm late." I tried doing a google search to find this page with no success. Perhaps somebody could inform me (and anyone else who can't seem to access it) what URL you went to.
Chestnuts roasted by gmfbrown @ 12/16/2003 02:48 PM EST
Where is Bird and Paulie anyway?
Chestnuts roasted by kingklash @ 12/16/2003 02:57 PM EST
you buy fryguys salt and ketchup...they'll get the hint... XD
Chestnuts roasted by heeloyd @ 12/16/2003 03:20 PM EST
Mista Snowman was listening to either "Devil went down to Georgia", "March of the Pigs" by NIN, or entire score to Gilbert and Sullivan's "HMS Pinafore- Gangsta Re-mix"
Matt did you ever find those God like moose cups from Christmas Vacation. I too have yearned for suck cups since the first time I saw that movie.
Chestnuts roasted by Yankee Clipper @ 12/16/2003 03:22 PM EST
Such cups. Sorry
Chestnuts roasted by Yankee Clipper @ 12/16/2003 03:23 PM EST
I think Mista snowman is listening to that Blink 182 Chrstmas song. I always liked that Mc Donalds star better than the ice skating one.
Chestnuts roasted by pikachulover @ 12/16/2003 03:38 PM EST
If you win, you get this shiny fiddle made of gold. But if you lose,then Mare will get your soul.
Chestnuts roasted by kingklash @ 12/16/2003 03:41 PM EST
I was sitting here at work doing nothing, but contemplating an x-e adventure of sorts. I think it would be one of the greatest events on earth to gather the devout readers of such an amazing page in a geographically similar location. I had a couple of ideas as to location, such as American Science and Surplus in Chicago, Wildwood, NJ; Las Vegas, the king city of convensions, or possibly New York City itself. Of those NYC is on the opisite side of the country as I, as well as Wildwood. Chicago sounds like an ok, distance, but still quite a ways for meand others on the West Side Story, Las vegas sounds best to me, but I admit I'm prejudice. Perhaps if we had the basic locations of people interested we could pic a centralized location? I'm in southern Idaho (not really west coast, but close enough that nobody's really gonna care)
Chestnuts roasted by brandon @ 12/16/2003 03:42 PM EST
Gmfbrown, I clicked on the link at the top of this very page and it takes me right there. The URL is exactly the same as you wrote. I can't explain why you are not getting there.
Brandon, Wildwood works for me! I had been thinking the same. Everyone needs to experience the famous boardwalk Matt is always talking about.
Chestnuts roasted by Y2JB78 @ 12/16/2003 05:29 PM EST
Mista Snowman gets cheated out of everything he gets. Mare keeps on stealing everything from him i feel bad for mista snowman. maybe he will get to keep the radio.I always too thought that the rabbit from the Trix commercials would always spend way too much time talking about Trix when he had the thing in his hands, he just isn't quick enough.great additions to the calender.
Chestnuts roasted by Romo @ 12/16/2003 05:40 PM EST
Mista Snowman gets cheated out of everything he gets. Mare keeps on stealing everything from him i feel bad for mista snowman. maybe he will get to keep the radio.I always too thought that the rabbit from the Trix commercials would always spend way too much time talking about Trix when he had the thing in his hands, he just isn't quick enough.great additions to the calender.
Chestnuts roasted by Romo @ 12/16/2003 05:40 PM EST
We can all get together and sing bad TV theme songs until the cops haul us away. Or fight off the legions of tiny mare winninghams who will surely see such a gathering as a threat to their plans of domination.
Chestnuts roasted by kingklash @ 12/16/2003 05:40 PM EST
Sometimes the calendar days won't open for me immediately (I get the early/late message). All I do is hit "refresh" and, if Matt has updated that day, the page loads. It must have something to do with cookies or some such jargony thing. But that seems to work from different computers that I have used.
Chestnuts roasted by Sean @ 12/16/2003 05:47 PM EST
I think the radio is also a CD player. If you see the numbers on the radio you'll notice that the disc is on track nine and is at the 7:43 mark. Maybe he's listening to the title track from Tool's "Lateralus."
Chestnuts roasted by mjf7583 @ 12/16/2003 08:12 PM EST
Yar, it be the cookies, Sean. Oops, I was channelling my inner pirate. Cookies will f*** with pages that need refreshing, like the calendar.
As far as meeting goes, it should be in the X-E holy land of New Jersey where so many wonders have been bestowed upon the people. The mysteries of the Bamboo Peanut should be known to all, not just privileged few. New Jersey is almost like the X-E Mecca. Only the only bowing down would most likely be to pray to the potty gods.
Chestnuts roasted by Killer Duck @ 12/16/2003 08:17 PM EST
I live IN Wildwood, two blocks from the convention center, in fact, so I wouldn't complain about having an X-Entertainment convention here. Not at this time of year, though. The boardwalk is scarier than Mare's love of stealing brooms and hats from an innocent snowperson. It looks like a ghost town from an old western. The only thing open is the big Gateway Arcade, and that on the weekends.
I recall that McDonald's ad spot quite well. I thought it was adorable as a kid. The end with Ronald letting the star go was sweet. : 0 )
I'm also very familiar with the Keebler Christmas cookies. They're some of the few Christmass-y items the tiny Acme grocery store where I work can fit. The Jingles hold no interest for me (partially because I can get similar cookies for much cheaper), but I've been tempted to get the Frosted Mints. I may have to now, if they really are so strong they "clear the sinuses." The Mickey cookies look tempting, too - who can resist neon-colored cream between two vanilla cookies stamped with Donald Duck's face?
Chestnuts roasted by starwenn @ 12/16/2003 10:04 PM EST
yay fruity pebbles are next right
Chestnuts roasted by Geek @ 12/16/2003 10:55 PM EST
Ho ho ho, I'm hu-hu-hungry.
Is there a more memorable line from any xmas cereal commercial ever?
Chestnuts roasted by TOP1214 @ 12/16/2003 11:41 PM EST
I say, we hire a STIKFA Assassin to come and kill Mare. Whatta ya think everyone? The Swat team, gun totin first series STIKFA or the Samurai STIKFA?
Chestnuts roasted by KoMoDo @ 12/17/2003 12:55 AM EST
Those cant be the same as the original magic middles, could they? Matt help!
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