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01/30/2004 Entry: "Kid Cuisine's Special Winter Edition!"

There were a few holiday items that had to be tossed aside due to time constraints during last month's Advent Calendar, and the general consensus here in our apartment is that such items should be thrown in the closet until next year -- not in our freezer. Between the sixty-five cases of Shoutin' Orange Tangergreen and enough Choco-Diles to plug a dam, the ol' icebox can barely fit our cat's must-be-refridgerated ear medicine these days. Hey, I'll play my part. In an effort to clear out old stock, here's a look at another holiday edition Kid Cuisine. It's more tuned to winter than Christmas, so it's not that off-topic. And if it is...who cares? I'm on my way to see Burt Reynolds.

The succinctly titled "Snowman Shaped Mac & Cheese" microwave dinner combines satiation with crafts projects, and I can't imagine many kids who wouldn't be excited about it. Actually, I was charged with babysitting one of my 100 siblings' 100 children last week, and he took a particular interest in this wacky Kid Cuisine. Apparently, they're the natural standard for preteen easy dinners. Course, it was no easy task explaining to him that this -- a snowman-shaped mac & cheese dinner with cartoon penguins all over the box -- was "for work." I tried to bribe him away from tears with a really old package of Twizzlers, but licorice couldn't hold a candle to frozen corn and odd-shaped pasta. Five bucks did the trick, though.

Thar she blows -- within that freezer-burned mess of solidified liquids and liquefied solids, my attention was quickly drawn to the upper left compartment. Snowman-shaped macaroni is cool, and corn...well, corn is corn. That third compartment held the true magic of this particular Kid Cuisine entree, and I just couldn't wait to do whatever it was I was supposed to do to that mound of white gunk. If you're eagle-eyed (or just not at all blind), you probably noticed the end result of that white mound in the first pic. If not, read on, and prepare yourself for an adventure in food preparation the likes of which hasn't been seen since oatmeal started arriving with little packets of squirtable red gel that let you play Tic-Tac-Toe over bowls of oats. I didn't know if this was going to be "fun," but it sure beat watching E!'s True Hollywood Story about Emmanuel Lewis. I mean, I get it. He's fine with being small. I didn't need to hear it over and over again for a full hour.

Yes indeed, you're to use that lump of Oreo icing to create a -- icy drumroll -- EDIBLE SNOWMAN. What seems like a surefire way to ingest every last speck of filth and grime on your hands is actually a fun little project, as you roll the clump into the chambers of a snowman body. It works just like they said, too -- there's no signs of breakage, no mass frustration...it rolls perfectly into three progressively sized balls of fake snow, and when finished, you get to tack on assorted candy sprinkles for added effect. Take a look...

Beautiful, ain't he? I've named him "Meowy Cat." No particular reason -- I was just confident that there hadn't been any other snowmen named Meowy Cat before. He looks awful and nobody's going to eat him, but at least the name is all his. Here's a look at the appropriately nuked Kid Cuisine dinner -- an achievement in aesthetics that won't be reached in my apartment again unless a big owl flies through the window and shits all over me:

We live in a strange world, really we do. We live in a world where what's seen above is considered palatable. We live in a world where the phrase "my ass is like whoa" is considered a strong song lyric. We live in a world where kids are to manhandle candy dough with unwashed hands and eat it, capping it off with a spirited feast of gooey, photochemical mac & cheese vaguely shaped like snowmen. The corn didn't hurt nobody, but nobody wants the corn. I'm not sure if that'd be considered "irony" or just a general pisser, but micro-zapped corn isn't worth the trouble of figuring it out. Folks, this is your Kid Cuisine. I'd call it an anomaly, but I use that word too much. Let's call it a seahorse instead.

Eh, I still like 'em for what they are. We often speak of old grub we loved no matter how bad it tasted -- "Kid Cuisine" is that phenomenon for a new generation of kids. When I turn X-E over to my son twenty years from now....oh wait, no, Kid Cuisine will be long gone by then. Also, I don't have a son. Well, you know what I mean. As for my packed-with-things-we're-never-going-to-eat freezer, there's actually another Kid Cuisine entree hiding in there. Not Christmas-themed, but unbelievable nonetheless. The next time the mood strikes me to write about microwave dinners at 7 AM, you'll see what I'm talking about.

Past Kid Cuisine Exposes: Christmas Kid Cuisine, Halloween Kid Cuisine, Regular Kid Cuisine.

Cobra continues their Chia Plot later today. Sorry, s'been a long week.

REPLIES: 79 comments

matt... please tell me u didn't eat that mac & cheese. it looks so bad... i cannot imagine how it tastes.

Chestnuts roasted by jessica_76 @ 01/30/2004 07:54 AM EST

Edibile snowmen. That's brilliant. Talk about a reason to play with your food... If it's made of anything like oreo icing though, how could anyone pass up eating it? Oh wait, maybe it's the 900 grams of transfat probably in it. I shudder at the thought of exactly how many germs are rolled up in that dough after dirty children get their grubby little hands on it without washing up first... ugh...

Chestnuts roasted by hammington @ 01/30/2004 08:32 AM EST

That snowman looks so out of place next to that disaster Kid Cuisine calls food. Poor, poor snowman.

Chestnuts roasted by Aubrey @ 01/30/2004 08:49 AM EST

Hopefully there's a warning on the box that tells you to remove Meowy Cat before microwaving...

Chestnuts roasted by Kidd Video @ 01/30/2004 09:07 AM EST

it's like a homage to my first ever X-E article. Kid Cuisine is the best. I still eat it to this day, but it is like an appetizer for whatever else I'm cooking...

Chestnuts roasted by Chad @ 01/30/2004 09:23 AM EST

Wow! There's enough sprinkles in that bag to decorate 10 snowmen. You should've used the rest to make him a speckled trench coat.

Chestnuts roasted by Pig Malien @ 01/30/2004 09:29 AM EST

Poor poor Meowy Cat. He doesn't match the rest of the meal. But I don't think that if he was made of yellow snow, he would be as appitizing.

Chestnuts roasted by allicat @ 01/30/2004 09:29 AM EST

Really, I don't see any difference between what you made and what's on the box.

Are you supposed to microwave the snowman? That's gotta be a strange substance to put in your mouth--warm oreo goo.

Chestnuts roasted by Justin @ 01/30/2004 09:53 AM EST

Matt, seriously. What was that snowman made out of? Was it really made from Oreo Icing? In other words, was it something that you didn't have to bake up? Or was it a cakey dough? I seriously can't imagine the FDA allowing Kid Cuisine to sell market LUMPS OF SUGARY FROSTING, sans cookies, as a DESSERT for KIDS!

Chestnuts roasted by B-Dawg @ 01/30/2004 09:54 AM EST

I'm just wondering how much this cost you, and if it woulda been cheaper to get a box of KD, a can of corn and a couple of oreo cookies guts...or forget the can of corn since you're not gonna eat it anyway

Chestnuts roasted by Jen @ 01/30/2004 09:55 AM EST

ewww...cheese.

Chestnuts roasted by nelson @ 01/30/2004 10:02 AM EST

how do the words 'ewww' and 'cheese' end up in the same sentence?!?!?!
thats blasphemy!!!!!

Chestnuts roasted by Jen @ 01/30/2004 10:08 AM EST

man.....FUCK KID CUISINE!!! 'nuff said

Chestnuts roasted by phunqsauce @ 01/30/2004 10:13 AM EST

While we are on the subject how ironic the word cuisine is used in the name. I think its a plot to poison the children of the world. You might as well put the word gourmet in front of SPAM. Matt I think you shoulda used those brown sprinkles to represent meowy cat defecating all over that horrid mess which is supposed to be a meal. What has the world come to...oh yeah, any word on Gelatin Pops?? I know you got some lurking at your local deli....at least i hope so....I know its a REEEEEAAALLLL stretch since they haven't existed since like 1986 but it was just my pitiful attempt at humor...

Chestnuts roasted by phunqsauce @ 01/30/2004 10:20 AM EST

Jell-O Gelatin Pops can be credited for my strong and nearly lifelong aversion to anything edible colored lavendar. Ugggh.

I've got some stuff on 'em, but the real deal, nope. :( It's a lot harder to find old frozen food than plain ol' chips.

Chestnuts roasted by Matt @ 01/30/2004 10:22 AM EST

Um... what is that snowman really made of? Initially i thought it was some kind of marshmallow, but it has more of a frosting look to it... Either way, what kind of corporate monster is actually suggesting that kids eat that white lumpy shit?!!!

Chestnuts roasted by Eternal Darkness @ 01/30/2004 10:26 AM EST

thats what i figured. I wish you could see my grandmas house. She got an X-E treasure trove in there. I can't believe she gave us a 12 pack of pepsi from when they had that Nintendo promotion in 1989!! Unfortunately we didn't save it but I'm sure she's more than enough ancient food items stored away. On top of that she has a PLETHORA of old board games and children's records. Maybe some day I'll get permission to dig through and if I find anything worth reviewing i'll send it to you or something.
Oh I was also wondering if you still use xecharchar

Chestnuts roasted by phunqsauce @ 01/30/2004 10:31 AM EST

Damn you Pig Malien... your comment made me laugh, and this random kid almost beat me up...

I noticed that too, though. I think they put extra sprinkles so twisted little kids can make *diseased* snowmen.

Chestnuts roasted by That one. @ 01/30/2004 10:33 AM EST

KD calls the snowman a "no bake dough treat." Taste like Oreo icing to me. Feels like it, too. Fat content indicates the same. :)

Chestnuts roasted by Matt @ 01/30/2004 10:35 AM EST

Phung -- donations of reviewable material are always appreciated. :) I still use xecharchar sometimes, though usually active late at night so I don't have to field so many "hey why are u on my buddylist???" messages.

Chestnuts roasted by Matt @ 01/30/2004 10:36 AM EST

If you feel bad for the corn, that it is left out marginally nutritious, just use the rest of those 5000 sprinkles on the corn. Not only will you have used up the sprinkles, but the corn will then be just as nauseating as the rest of the meal.

I really hope you didn't eat that meal. You'd be better off with moldy Bubblegum Hi-C (now with dissolved metals!)

Chestnuts roasted by Sean @ 01/30/2004 10:36 AM EST

I hate mac and cheese. I really hate mac and cheese that looks like it just got sprayed out of a sick rhinos ass. But I like icing

Chestnuts roasted by Spiffy McKracken @ 01/30/2004 10:47 AM EST

Ha... Seahorse instead of anamoly. The irony is, the seahorse is a bit of an anomoly... at least the male. I couldn't imagine giving birth to my children.

Chestnuts roasted by Nachokhaki @ 01/30/2004 10:48 AM EST

Well once again, frozen lemonade was almost projectiled out of my nose upon reading this article. (I believe it was the line about owl droppings or such) I find that I drink many frosty beverages in this frosty weather.( also I agree diet coke with lime is straight dope, when do we get some non-diet coke with that lime flavor?) How about you Matt, do you drink many frosty beverages despite the cold ass weather?

Chestnuts roasted by Gerald James @ 01/30/2004 10:53 AM EST

Get me outta there! :o

Chestnuts roasted by Meowy Cat @ 01/30/2004 10:57 AM EST

That thing is gross... really gross. I think the appropriate word is gross. Yes... gross.

Chestnuts roasted by CallMeQwerty @ 01/30/2004 11:02 AM EST

The Original PhunQi Basturd is back!! On the subject of frosty beverages, I'd have to say I like my Heineken, Amstel Light, and Labatt to drown my sorrow during this most depressing winter. JK on drowning my sorrows although I gotta say despite being glum this winter has kicked ass for my pocketbook. People are coming up to Arabica (the coffeehouse I work at) by the droves leavin some BLING BLING in the tip cup. BIG PIMPIN, SPENDIN CHEESE!!! I'm bigger pimpin than Unicron!!!
*sigh* What boredom does to a person is scary....Well I think I'm done being a nuisance for now. Gots to get ready for work.

P.S. Please forgive me for my gratuitous use of BLING BLING and big pimpin

Chestnuts roasted by phunQsauce @ 01/30/2004 11:05 AM EST

Qwerty, maybe a new word should be coined to describe it. I propose: slorppy

Chestnuts roasted by Spiffy McKracken @ 01/30/2004 11:06 AM EST

Moewy Cat, Noooooo!!!!

I tell ya, I could go for some Jello-Jigglers right now! I wonder if they're still out there? Somewhere...

As for Mac-n-Cheese, Easy Mac is just fine for me.

^_^sign my gbook^_^

Chestnuts roasted by Rixliss Maximillion @ 01/30/2004 11:08 AM EST

is it just me, or does he look like he's leaning back trying to decide whether to take a dip in the Mac 'n Chee pool or a soak in the Hot Corn Tub?

he'd probably be stroking his chest hairs if he had them, too.

where da fine bitches at?

Chestnuts roasted by Chopstick Sensei @ 01/30/2004 11:11 AM EST

We could always start inventing new words to express just how disgusting that cheesy substance was. I suggest splurtishing.

Chestnuts roasted by CallMeQwerty @ 01/30/2004 11:14 AM EST

Y'know, it's just too bad that Matt didn't have access to these meals back when he done broke da fluff. Could've used a few (okay, a lot) of Meowy Cat's cousins to replace it instead of having to heat those marshmallows in the microwave. Might've been a little more difficult, but c'mon, then the magic of the snowmen could've rejuvenated the good luck properties of the fluff!

...yeah, I'm on crack. Sorry.

Chestnuts roasted by The Lucky One @ 01/30/2004 11:16 AM EST

In fact, I'm visiting this page for the first time... Where's the toy's craze from, Matt?

Chestnuts roasted by CallMeQwerty @ 01/30/2004 11:16 AM EST

I believe I am ashamed, please forget the 's I unexplainably added after "toy".

Chestnuts roasted by CallMeQwerty @ 01/30/2004 11:18 AM EST

I knew there was a reason I always avoided the mac and cheese in college. Great site and article, Matt.

Chestnuts roasted by Ed @ 01/30/2004 11:22 AM EST

The Kid Cuisine people must have the most versitile equipment in the frickin' world. I mean they produce food in a huge number of shapes and colors. I picture the kid cuisine factory as a Willie Wonka crazy house with amazing machines operated by oompa loompas or some other type of magical creature...maybe snorks.

Chestnuts roasted by Dgeypscun @ 01/30/2004 11:25 AM EST

One last thing before i go to work. I noticed something that really disturbed me the other day when playing Mike Tyson's Punch-Out. Now I always thought Bald Bull looked like an uncle that rapes kids but what further convinced me is when you lose to the bald bastard he squats down, shapes his mouth like he's sucking a cock and moves his back and forth!!! And the sound he makes which is supposed to be laughter (which also was used in Zelda 2 when you died) is just too disturbing to fathom. I don't know what do you people think?

Chestnuts roasted by phunqsauce @ 01/30/2004 11:30 AM EST

Judas Priest that looks sick! I can't believe my brother, ten years younger and a product of the ninties, loved that stuff when he was growing up. No wonder all the kids are fat today. The truly sad part is that for the price of that culinary abomination, one coud go to the grocery store and buy five boxes of the original Kraft Mac N Cheese and enjoy a much better looking and probably tasting meal.
With that said, I love the review!!

Chestnuts roasted by Great Bison @ 01/30/2004 11:57 AM EST

Mr. Hankey in disguise!

Chestnuts roasted by kingklash @ 01/30/2004 12:29 PM EST

Obscure references to The Golden Girls rule. Sophia rules, too bad she's so sick IRL :( But once, she was going to see Burt Reynolds, to the dismay of Dorothy, Rose, and Blanche who languished in jail. Then when Sophia tells them of her fun evening spent with the former stars of vaarious Smokey and the Bandit movies and Cannonball Run, the girls don't believe. Enter Mr. burt Reynolds to take Sophia out for more fun.

Chestnuts roasted by Killer Duck @ 01/30/2004 12:53 PM EST

Time to test the age-old "Non-Toxic" addage to the cans of Play Doh.
One can, and a box of ritz crackers.
Mmm, thems good eatin.

Play Doh Fun Factoria Humanus!

Why dare the embarassing trip to the ER? It's better than eating that stuff. :P

Chestnuts roasted by Aconite @ 01/30/2004 01:06 PM EST

Ah, edible snowman, good ol' Mare would've had her work cut out for her. Shame you didn't use it for the calendar Matt.

'Oh Mark, you're eating him.'

Chestnuts roasted by David @ 01/30/2004 01:24 PM EST

Sometimes I get the Golden Girls theme stuck in my head, but I only remember the part about "And if you threw a paarty.... iiiinvited everyone you kneeeeeeww... you would see the biggest gift would be from me and the card attached would say... thank you for being a frieeeeeend!"

Chestnuts roasted by Gabbylicious @ 01/30/2004 01:57 PM EST

I wish you had a trick camera that made food look disgusting in every picture. Unfortunately, I have to admit to buying food from McDonalds and knowing that some "food" actually looks like this. It's almost enough to make you forgive the condom in the clam chowder at that other restaurant. Almost.

Chestnuts roasted by Matt (#2?) @ 01/30/2004 02:40 PM EST

*blorgh* New England Man Chowder, uugh! *blorgh*

Chestnuts roasted by kingklash @ 01/30/2004 02:55 PM EST

After looking at the snowman and his HUGE bag od spiknles I have to say that the people who made this treat have a sick sence of humor.

They happen to give you more then one long pointed carrot like objects. And what do every child over the age of 10 do with a make your own snowman kit that includes extra carrtots?

They try to recreate the Shannon Elisibeth scene from Jack frost.

Sick, sick peoples.

Chestnuts roasted by Mr Mango @ 01/30/2004 03:05 PM EST

I can't wait for the series about Weight Watcher's frozen dinners.

Chestnuts roasted by AngeFaitore @ 01/30/2004 03:10 PM EST

that kind of stuff usually tastes like crap, but it's so hard to resist at times...

in other news...i might have a job by mid next week..hooray! $400 a week or more assembling refrigerator magnets! XD

Chestnuts roasted by heeloyd @ 01/30/2004 03:39 PM EST

on 90% of golden girls episodes, lifetime cuts the theme song in half, totally skipping the "and if you threw a party" bit. it's a shame... but every now and then you get lucky. oh well... we can consider ourselves lucky for not having to see freddy peterson on the show, though, yo, bro.

Chestnuts roasted by phillip @ 01/30/2004 03:39 PM EST

Oh, thankd for getting that song stuck in my head Gabby. Of course, now that's the only line I can remember, too.

Doea anyone here play Vice City? Talk about nostalgia. The music alone is enough to make me want to run and get the crimping iron and jelly shoes. Oh, wait - all that stuff is becoming popular again, too. I guess I'm not such an oddball.

Matt, heave you ever reviewed Night of the Creeps? I think I've read every movie review, but I might have missed it. It was on last night on Cinemax and I swear, I wanted to sleep w/ a strip of duct tape over my mouth.
"They get in through your mouth... and lay eggs in your brain... screee-yeeowr..."
I love how the main character, Chris, is played by Robin Lively's brother. Remember Robin Lively? Teen Witch? Oh, those were the days...

Chestnuts roasted by trajeal @ 01/30/2004 04:18 PM EST

You can buy Vice City soundtrack CDs either seperately (one for each channel), or in a set. Yeah-hah! Hair Metal! Woo-hoo! 80's pop! "I cast the rain dowwwnn in AA-fri-ca....." (spins around in chair, falls off)

Chestnuts roasted by kingklash @ 01/30/2004 04:35 PM EST

Has anyone seen the Kid's Cuisine commercial that seems to have a plot of a 30 mintue cartoon played out in 5 seconds?
[All the kids and animals (or were they all animals?) are in an ice cave]
"I'm hungry!"
(suddenly, they're all sledding down a mountain)
"Lets go see Grandpa!"
[scene changes to Grandpa's house]
"Grandpa!"
"Kid's Cuisine!"
[eating commences]
"Let's go beat the big bad wolf!"
[Soccer ball flies through a net on a field in summer...]
THE END

Chestnuts roasted by Rewolf J @ 01/30/2004 04:36 PM EST

You crack me the fuck up man! I love this site!

Chestnuts roasted by Eddie @ 01/30/2004 04:38 PM EST

This site has a list of pretty much every food product that is no longer made:

http://www.hometownfavorites.com/shop/btwgb.asp

If you go to their main site you can order hard to find food products. Very cool.

Chestnuts roasted by Chris @ 01/30/2004 04:41 PM EST

Who cares about the snowman...I want the sprinkles. Sprinkles.... Mmmmm..

You know, I was in England at an Ice Cream shop, and they called sprinkles "multicolored strands" Weird. Silly English.

Chestnuts roasted by Cameron @ 01/30/2004 06:18 PM EST

frozen tv dinners are nasty give me a can of garfield Oo's like spagettie Oo's but better and in garfield shapes also im new to the site and i dont know if this would be a good place to mention it but i would like to see a review of The Pirates Of Dark Water i used to love that show

Chestnuts roasted by twinkie @ 01/30/2004 08:12 PM EST

I'd bet good money that Matt will have some Kid Cuisine for a potential son to write about in 20 years. Come on, original superman peanutbutter...

Chestnuts roasted by CasinoRoyale @ 01/30/2004 09:32 PM EST

One one hand, the mac and cheese in the Kid Cuisene is, as everyone has so delicately noted, not attractive. On the other hand, it did come with corn and an oversized lump of rollable icing to make your own Mista Snowman. It's not like he hasn't reviewed worse food on the site.

Chestnuts roasted by starwenn @ 01/30/2004 09:59 PM EST

Anyone else think the "snowman"-shaped macaroni actually looks more like little teeny-weeny skulls, or is that just me?

Chestnuts roasted by ChaosKitty @ 01/30/2004 11:08 PM EST

Anyone else think the "snowman"-shaped macaroni actually looks more like little teeny-weeny skulls, or is that just me?

Chestnuts roasted by ChaosKitty @ 01/30/2004 11:16 PM EST

Freakish. Poor Meowy Cat. I vote that Matt laminates him or sprays him with preserving stuff or whatever, and makes him a family heriloom.

Chestnuts roasted by Freezair @ 01/31/2004 12:01 AM EST

Think Chocodiles are rare? Apparently Hostess used to make "Tiger Tails" - strawberry twinkies.
If there was one item someone needs to find and donate for an article, this is it. Not having all three twinkies is like leaving off part of the Holy Trinity. *nods*
The "no longer" produced list on hometown foods has more than a few foods I used to get. I remember my grandma always had mustard with onions, which I loved b/c it seemed so silly to have mustard with tiny bits of onion in it.
But toaster pizza? Ick!

Chestnuts roasted by sillygolem @ 02/01/2004 11:14 AM EST

Gabbylicious and company, if that's all you can remember, you're not missing much. Here are the lyrics in their entirety (assuming that's a word, and if not, assuming you know what i mean):

Thank you for being a friend.
Travel down the road and back again.
Your heart is true, you're a pal and a confidant.
And if you threw a party,
invited everyone you knew.
You would see the biggest gift would be from me
and the card attached would say,
thank you for being a friend.

Chestnuts roasted by Chopstick Sensei @ 02/01/2004 12:01 PM EST

They definitely still make Tiger Tails. I hadn't seen them before, but here in this rural Kansas town I see them everywhere. Haven't quite had the nerve to try one yet. *cough*

Chestnuts roasted by koji @ 02/01/2004 02:22 PM EST

Yep, Tiger Tails are found everywhere in my town too. They are definitely not discontinued. I wish I knew where I could find Cambell's Southwest Chicken Vegetable, it's my favorite soup and I haven't seen any in my town for years...

Chestnuts roasted by RewolfJ @ 02/01/2004 06:47 PM EST

"Tiger Tails," ya say? Hrm. Would anyone care to send me a few? Sounds like fun material.

Chestnuts roasted by Matt @ 02/01/2004 07:51 PM EST

When I was younger, my mom would never let me eat stuff like these Kid Cuisine's, unsure if they had Kid Cuisine's when I was a kid being raised in the late '70's and '80's, but I remember wanting stuff similar to this when I was younger... and could never understand why my mother would say no. Now that I am 27 I can see her point entirely.

Chestnuts roasted by Guitarmageddon @ 02/02/2004 01:25 AM EST

Choco-Diles are in abundance where I am from. Kroger's always has them stocked, as does the Super Wal-Mart. Tiger Tails I have never heard of, but am interested to know what they taste like.

Chestnuts roasted by Guitarmageddon @ 02/02/2004 03:13 AM EST

And I am serious about Tiger Tails! Somebody send me friggin' Tiger Tails! I'll pay for tails!

Chestnuts roasted by Matt @ 02/02/2004 09:11 AM EST

hey matt I live in cal and I own
a corner store so whatever you need
just send me an email and I'll
give it to you for no charge

Chestnuts roasted by no data @ 02/02/2004 11:02 PM EST

Can't send you an e-mail without your e-mail addy. :)

Chestnuts roasted by Matt @ 02/03/2004 12:55 AM EST

I'm seriously considering stealing the owl line. I don't know what for, but it just HAS to be spread.

Chestnuts roasted by Creature SH @ 02/03/2004 02:12 AM EST

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Chestnuts roasted by no data @ 02/03/2004 07:57 PM EST

sorry didn't work try this one
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